"SOMEONE MUST'VE BEEN HIGH, BUT I GUESS IT'S ALRIGHT..."
[last updated 2026.05.15]
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hello mothers and fuckers. call me Thes.
(yeah, like thestrals, those flying black skin horses from harry potter, i'm not involved anymore in there though and i just named myself after them because 8 year old me ran out of ideas and they're cool.)
hobbyist artist and writer from Hungary.
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IDENTITY BULLSHIT?
-it/they/she, in order of most to least preferred
-agender, aroace, technically librafem but i don't bother with microlabels. sex repulsed but i still have the pervert middle schooler humor,,,,,,,,
-alterhuman - not sure in what way exactly, i was perceived to be a therian for a while, i don't label myself transspecies or anything of the sort but i like to refer to myself as a moose and use bioterms(?) from time to time. i am biologically human but not because i want to be lmao
-autism, ADHD, and probably a whole other lot of physical and mental illnesses
-im a fuckign minor minors eww ewwww children get off tumblr go play with blockssss dash some of you
-i'm a furry lol
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CAUTION: THE BEAST HAS TEETH IT USES.
TRIGGER WARNINGS: MY ART (OR LIKE, PRESENCE IN GENERAL? WHAT I TALK ABOUT) CAN CONTAIN ANY LEVEL OF GORE, VIOLENCE, EYESTRAIN, DISTURBING IMAGERY/BACKSTORY, SENSITIVE THEMES [NOTHING SUGGESTIVE], AND ALCOHOL/SMOKING/DRUG USE.
i'd consider myself like 13+ but no age limit i'm not your dad idk
please note that i am extremely sailor-mouthed, and i have offensive humor. i may also come off as abrasive and mean, it's simply part of my nature, i likely didn't mean it if you weren't an asshole to me first. like 10 different people have described me as terrifying
ALSO, i am VERY self deprecating and i don't like giving myself any form of credit or appreciation but please aknowledge that i'm not doing this for guilt trippy reasons, its probably mostly from my early childhood. i do appreciate praise and positive attention very much even if i don't know how to take it
I HAVE AN INSIDE JOKE TYPE HABIT OF REFERRING TO MYSELF AS A GOD, DEITY, OR ELDRITCH BEING. I AM NOT RELIGIOUS, I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF RELIGION, NOR AM I EXPECTING TO BE WORSHIPPED. (some of my friends do as a JOKE)
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DNI LIST AND WHATNOT
-basic dni. pedophiles, zoophiles, trump supporters, all that jazz.
-bigots, homophobes, transphobes, etc. aswell as antitherians, antifurries and the like
-NSFW (sexual - smut/porn, fetishes, kinks and whatnot) artists or even enthusiasts. dirty jokes are okay even i make them
-makers or supporters of AI "art"
-problematic fandoms, whatever that entails
-while i am not anti-religion, i'd appreciate if you didn't come here to preach about your own, especially in an attempt to convert me. i'm atheist. i will remain atheist. that doesn't mean i hate religious people. some of my friends are christians. but, don't come here just to tell me to find jesus
-generally whoever makes me uncomfortable enough will be blocked, thats it. also, i have a strict "you respect me, i respect you" policy. just, don't be weird, don't be an ass, and you will find your place here.
-if you're an 18+ blog i will be blocking you on sight, given, well. i'm not over 18. i'm just doing your job for you
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING PASSIONATE ABOUT? (INTERESTS/FANDOMS I GUESS)
quick sign to mosey along if you're gonna bully me for or are weirded out by any of these
PRIMARILY:
-technically, by a stretch, Garten of Banban. yes, that polygonal abomination of a game series. i have a very complicated relationship with the games itself (reading about or seeing it gives me physical discomfort) but i have a self indulgent AU and fanfic trilogy named Rift, which is something i heavily hyperfixate on. the canon is ass pull yourselves together euphoric brothers
-xenobiology/spec bio i have insane alien fever rn,,, guhhh oughh,,
SECONDARY:
-Runaway to the Stars
-ULTRAKILL
-Ecos: La Brea
-HfjONE
-Spore: Galactic Adventures
-Water Demons
-Weird Birds ARG
-The Butchery
-Minecraft
-Objectified
-Skyven
-Epic: The Musical
-Pressure
-Murder Drones
-Voidpets
MORE CASUAL ENJOYER OF:
-Wings of Fire
-Poppy Playtime (i havent played or watched the games, but i read the lore from time to time)
-cervidae, especially moose
-ornithology
-biology in general
-bones and dead shit
-horror
-vocaloid
-Centaurworld
-The Hunger Games
-scientific malpractice. more than half of my stories are about scientists fucking up
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TAG SYSTEM
decided to set one up i guess
GENERAL:
#visual vomit - art
#thestext - text posts
#cursed scripture - writing
STORY/WORLD-RELATED:
#rift #rift au - reblogs from the rift sideblog
#postexodus #pe - for Postexodus, a hard-ish sci-fi worldbuilding project (the usual humans living with other sophont species stuff), may include stories
#against the orbit #ato - for Against the Orbit, a self indulgent Minecraft fanfiction and worldbuilding project loosely based on some overplotified events from my gameplay
#the mímir project #tmi #mímir - for The Mímir Project, an original sci-fi horror about unethical sapience experiments on corvids
#finality - for Finality, an original avian-centered fantasy-ish where a group of birds is out to stop a reckless deity
#preybirds #pb - for Preybirds, a fantasy story about a malicious god set out to take over the world the other deities left unsupervised
#herons husbands #hb #heronhusbands - for Heron Husbands, a semi comedy set in the middle ages where a bunch of sorceress housewives turn their annoying husbands into herons
#thirteen in the walls #titw #thirteen - for Thirteen in The Walls, a horror xenofiction MAYBE comic about a bunch of maned wolves stuck in an abandoned factory that which they worship at the same time. oh also cannibalism
OTHER:
i might start tagging my ocs themselves, if you see some weird gibberish in the tags that's probably someone's name
FIND ME IF YOU DARE
DEVIANTART
COMICFURY
OTHER TUMBLRS:
-RIFTOFFICIAL (FOR MY MAIN FANFIC BRAINROT)
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