•They Call Me The Chelster•

The devil is real And he's not a little red man With horns and a tail He can be beautiful Because he's a fallen angel And he used to be gods favorite. - AHS IG: theycallmethechelster

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future me is wearing vintage dior to ballets & operas, ordering thousands of dollars worth of la perla, and slathering herself in crème de la mer. she’s living her best life. she finds any excuse to celebrate life by drinking glasses of chilled moët & chandon rose imperial champagne while binge watching grace kelly movies. every night she drowns herself in silk bedsheets while wearing baby pink olivia von halle ‘coco’ pyjamas. there are fresh arrangements of roses (from all her admirers) & peonies (which she picked up from the farmers market) in every room. she is utterly and completely happy. i can’t wait to be her.

[naive-personality]

[tullipsink]

And it’s selfish of me to say this, but no one will ever love you the way I did.

A.M.// I would’ve done anything for you (via tullipsink)

[luna---belle]

“When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty.” ~ Stevie Nicks

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Remember that

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

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🤣😂🤣

[tenwordstory]

I wish you knew how bad it fucked me up.

(via tullipsink)

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[bigduckenergy]

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

[g0h0st]

IT GOT BETTER.

[vanish]

[ink-pedia]

Sean Hall

[qui-sap-qui-sap-podria-ser-que]

[sleepin]

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Natalie Shau

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Bad bitch

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Take what the water gave me

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Ate that bitch pussy till she squirted like a dolphin, told her bend over, hit that shit doggy🔥💦