Random Musings

Fashion x Photography x Hockey x Music x Quotes x Love x Horror x Movies I reblog what I like, find funny, etc., nothing in particular. I'm a die-hard Flyers fan, but I love everything hockey.

[mysharona1987]

[stars-bean]

“You’ve done wonderfully. You really have, my boy. You’re just not there yet. You haven’t proven yourself a true hero.”

Hercules (1997) dir. Ron Clements and John Musker

[tomhiddlesun]

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

Fucking customers

[ruffrowdyboiz]

All customers everywhere must die

[jessafer94]

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

[strangersea]

your work is appreciated

[trainsforbrains]

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

[scarlet--raven-deactivated20230]

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

[halloweenatdusk]

[opossummypossum]

[pettycentral]

[coochie-bandit]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Posts like this are the reason why I can’t tell anyone IRL that I’m on Tumblr….. How do you explain that to people??

[justgot1]

I haven’t laughed that hard in ages, oh my god, LITERAL TEARS. Butthole cat, I can’t, help me…

[sar-kalu]

i blaming my incomprehensible humour on tumblr

[delphinidin4]

[yachtgate-deactivated20200625]

when cute boys complain about being hungry

[catchymemes]

[pojkflata]

don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again

[darrenpillowscriss]

Straight people are so weird. They’re like “cooking is a woman’s job” unless you’re grilling then it’s a mans job. And cleaning is a woman’s job but the mans gotta take out the trash can’t let the ladies touch that icky garbage. And fucking gardening is for women, except mowing the lawn, that’s for men. Who the fuck came up with this shit??

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

Women doing the daily jobs and men doing the once in a while jobs seems to be the trend

[sexysnakegirl-deactivated202105]

Misogyny, Chief. This isn’t “straight people” it’s misogyny.

[thebootydiaries]

boy: do you have any fantasies ;)

me: haha yeah so it's the 1300s and i'm a scribe who has discovered copies of ancient texts that are lost to us today,

[shezze-blog1]

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

[wufflesvetinari]

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon

[catchymemes]

[adorkable-twins-of-cybertron]

That is pretty awesome

[seri0uslybecca]

flowers in my quills

[brackenfur]

my humor now is raccoons getting caught standing