._.

I'll be that person

[jasper-rolls]

[moniquill]

There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

[alleycatboy]

she's a 10 but she wants to stab me so that makes her an 11

[rabbitinthemoon-blog]

“Dark sides are important. They should be nurtured like nasty black orchids.”

— Gillian Flynn

[gaytanic-panic]

ppl who hate sparkling water are wrong

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[oscarorourke]

Y'all can't handle the truth for thou art a whippersnapper ass bitch

[forestgreenlesbian]

december……

[armandgender]

yeah sorry I crushed your boyfriend with the flat side of my knife to release his aromas. yeah he’s in the soup now

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the fact that disobeying authority is listed as a symptom of several mental illnesses is concerning LOL

[dark-soul9]

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

[spacehorrors]

no google docs you don't understand this is a sexy, necessary grammar mistake

[oe6]

[45percenterthen]

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

[thepleasuregoblin]

you are all sick in the head

[45percenterthen]

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

[didthekingdieyet]

Still waiting…

[evilgirls]

i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment