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Empty meat suit just trying to make it through the day

[jazminesullivan]

LUPITA NYONG'O & WINSTON DUKE Jordan Peele Gives the Cast of ‘Us’ the Ultimate Horror Quiz

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[virtualhell]

[sixpenceee]

8.5" sculpture of a Victorian ghost emerging from an antique mirror cast in resin. Link

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[minqy-art]

The Full Collection of Pride Pun t-shirt designs to date

[some-stellarsoda-deactivated202]

Just too Pantastic

[grungegoths]

Everybody pause your discussions about white men in androgynous clothing for a second and look at Ranveer Singh, a brown bollywood actor absolutely SMASHING it in these outfits for Vogue India 

Hes wearing a whole dress with BANGLES if yall cant tell

Things he did?That 

Just look

Amazing

[safitheartist]

I saw a man so beautiful I cried.

[divagonzo]

Reblogging so @pynki and @weasleyismyking540 can see this rather handsome man. (The last one makes me want to ask Where’s Shaft?)

[azaleablueme]

Reblogging this becoz I love Ranveer and it’s incredible finding an Indian actor on my tumblr dash. Also, for those who might not know, he is a firehouse of talent, an incredible dancer and has the most quirky dressing sense in the industry.

[cyclepahth-deactivated20200812]

love that in two of the pics he’s not posed in the ideal “man poses”.

[motherhenna]

Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something

some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

[motherhenna]

Some of my favorites include:

Shaft of Delight (1700s)

Womb Sweeper (1980s)

Master John Goodfellow (1890s)

Nimble-Wimble (1650s)

Corporal Love (1930s)

Staff of Life (1880s)

Spindle (1530s)

As good as ever twanged (1670s)

Gaying Instrument (1810s)

Beef Torpedo (1980s)

and last but not least, the first recorded use of the word Schlong, which was in 1865 CE. Tag yourself, I’m Nimble Wimble 

[motherhenna]

And are the lovely ladies feeling left out? not to worry! Johnathon’s got you covered, gals, because he also made one for vaginas. Highlights:

Mrs. Fubb’s Parlor (1820s)

Poontang (1950s)

Spunk Box (1720s)

Ringerangroo (1930s)

Ineffable (1890s)

Itching Jenny (1890s)

Carnal Mantrap (1890s - a busy decade apparently)

Bookbinder’s Wife (1760s)

Rough Malkin (1530s)

Socket (1460s)

and a personal favorite, crinkum-crankum, circa approximately 1670.

[theymightbegiantsquids]

@antique-symbolism

[jumpingjacktrash]

this alone has justified the internet

[briarbale]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower Thought you’d appreciate this (if you haven’t seen it before)

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I have had this useful reference bookmarked for a while now.  :D

[leeloodallas-mulitpass]

Ringerangroo

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[e-grrl]

Calamary

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[kozacy]

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.

Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”

[orbisonblue]

That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen

[uncloses]

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[codythemerman-deactivated202212]

YAAAAAAAAASSSS GO OFFF!!!

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[goatanarchy69-deactivated202012]

I spent 3 hours on this

[joyfulpoet]

I died, thank you

[unhistorical]

Visit Original Link

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[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

Samuel E. Wright On His Role As Sebastian In “The Little Mermaid”

My most favorite moment was when, after years of filming it, and being very strict to animation, because you have to be strict with animation, because it’s timing, and picture, and that kind of thing… And I was very strict with it. But I kept doing things, I’d be naughty, and I’d do something… And they’d say, “Sam, you can’t do that! This is not Robin Williams. You cannot do that, you can’t make up little jokes on the side.” But a year after we finished completing the film, they called me up, and they said, “Sam, we’re going to fly you out here. All of the things we said you couldn’t do… You’ve got three hours to do all of them.” So they brought me in the studio, and they just turned the mike on… and I went nuts! I just said anything I wanted to say like Sebastian. I talked like him for three hours, and some of it found it’s way into the movie. For example: “Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.” That was something that I just made up!

[flourish]

this is maybe the best

[leahsmagicalworld]

Holy crap this man is pure joy and sunshine WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME

[gwen-skyes]

HE WAS ALSO MUFASA IN THE ORIGINAL RECORDING OF LION KING ON BROADWAY.