Well. The world is on fire. We’re stuck in our homes — unless you’re unable to be, a dick, or a necessary health care/pharmacy/delivery/sanitary/security worker (love to the first and the last). All the Disney Channel Original Movies are on Disney+, and I’m here to relay their beautiful insanity to you, one by one. …
Well. The world is on fire. We’re stuck in our homes — unless you’re unable to be, a dick, or a necessary health care/pharmacy/delivery/sanitary/security worker (love to the first and the last). All the Disney Channel Original Movies are on Disney+, and I’m here to relay their beautiful insanity to you, one by one.
First stop: Smart House.
Since we’re all currently stuck in homes controlled and/or monitored by electronic overlords, let’s watch some fantasy escapism about a house with only one electronic overlord. I have a feeling neither Alexa, Siri, Facebook, or “OK Google” will be as easy to beat as Pat.
Let’s begin!

















