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°•° | cute & dead inside | over 30 | he/they | •°• 🛑 MINORS DNI 🛑

[xxx3m0xxx]

•°•°•°Hello•°•°•°

Be kind or get blocked

"Shit I don't fuck with" list:

Racist shit

Antisemitic shit

Pro Israeli government shit

MAGA shit

TERF shit

Homophobic shit

Transphobic shit

Pro-AI shit

Media censorship shit

Pro-Life shit

Alright, let's get this outta the way:

Jamie(or James, if you're mad at me lol)

He/They

Transmasc Nonbinary

31

♌☀️ ♋🌑 ♑ ⬆️

Welcome to my corrupted corner of the internet full of nuance and run on sentences, please enjoy your stay

Here, you will find:

Probably some cringe shit

Definitely some emo shit

Hopefully some slutty shit

Unintelligable high/shower/high-shower thoughts

Various hyperfixations and filthy pro-shipping behavior, & yes ships might be will be problematic

Anyway, this is the last time I'm starting over.

To be cringe is to be free.

[icaseybaybee]

[xxx3m0xxx]

This podcast simultaneously retroactively fixed my childhood and made me unreasonably horni

Audio script beneath read more

[Steve]: Yeah, for sure - like, like, demonstrably uncomfortable, no one wants to be there! People- People will take what is obviously plausible, which is- how did you say it? Which is a state of knowing and unknowing simultaneously? That sounds like most of life to me [Adam laughs] but people will take that plausibility and they will just run with it as fact. Right? That- that's what we're seeing more and more of... and it kinda freaks me out. Yah know, the degree to which people will say, 'well, I don't know this, but it could be true... so I'm going with it as if it is... because I prefer that and it makes me feel good,' and I think that's a dangerous thing - how does plausibility relate to falsifiability?

[Adam]: Hmm, that's a really wonderful question... I mean-... [Adam sighs] ... I wanna, I wanna change this and talk about debating a bad faith debator.

[Steve]: Okay, yea

[Adam]: Because I was a late adult when I realized... if I don't understand somebody, it's mostly their fault. Not my fault. Right? You've met people who, like, when you're young- and you're like 20- and someone comes up and they're like, 'babitababitababitababita' and you're like, 'wow, I guess, I guess they're working on some wavelength I don't understand.' And in my 50's, I'm like, 'no, they're not. They're just full of shit.'

[They both laugh]

[Steve]: Yes. yes. yes.

[xxx3m0xxx]

Top moment had to be the full ten seconds of silence as Adam processes Steve's question, accompanied by Steve's smug lil smirk

I'm normal about this also I promise there aren't hand gifs under the read more

[xxx3m0xxx]

This podcast simultaneously retroactively fixed my childhood and made me unreasonably horni

Audio script beneath read more

[Steve]: Yeah, for sure - like, like, demonstrably uncomfortable, no one wants to be there! People- People will take what is obviously plausible, which is- how did you say it? Which is a state of knowing and unknowing simultaneously? That sounds like most of life to me [Adam laughs] but people will take that plausibility and they will just run with it as fact. Right? That- that's what we're seeing more and more of... and it kinda freaks me out. Yah know, the degree to which people will say, 'well, I don't know this, but it could be true... so I'm going with it as if it is... because I prefer that and it makes me feel good,' and I think that's a dangerous thing - how does plausibility relate to falsifiability?

[Adam]: Hmm, that's a really wonderful question... I mean-... [Adam sighs] ... I wanna, I wanna change this and talk about debating a bad faith debator.

[Steve]: Okay, yea

[Adam]: Because I was a late adult when I realized... if I don't understand somebody, it's mostly their fault. Not my fault. Right? You've met people who, like, when you're young- and you're like 20- and someone comes up and they're like, 'babitababitababitababita' and you're like, 'wow, I guess, I guess they're working on some wavelength I don't understand.' And in my 50's, I'm like, 'no, they're not. They're just full of shit.'

[They both laugh]

[Steve]: Yes. yes. yes.

[xxx3m0xxx]

Can I plzzzz get a scruffy haired man w dark brown eyes and big hands to fuck my shit up pretty plzzzz

[masterx-360-deactivated20201006]

Ready to be used.

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[xxx3m0xxx]

One of those days where I'm thinking my only purpose on this earth is to be a brain empty cock warming house slave ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[synthfagz]

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

[bilesandthesourwolf]

i can never leave this place

[ordr]

Wait what?? Bad dragon is selling nazi furries dicks?

Well that sucks I liked their toys.

yeah, bad dragon will do anything for a few extra pennies,

[smalltiddygothboyfriend]

please check out:

hodge podge

strange befellas

darque path

juliet toys

swisok

kisuandfriends

tentickle toys

nothosaur toys

creature feature toys

pussy punch toys

mnstr toy box

wandering bard toys

bat bites

lust arts

pleasure forge

i’ve bought from several of these myself and i know they’re all well known and well acclaimed self owned toy makers. fuck bad dragon, get a way cooler and more ethical toy from any of these places. I esp love love love the ceela model from strange bedfellas but they and a lot of these places offer knotted toys, ovipositor toys, toys that have cum pumps, and of course monster dicks.

[bearyenby]

Neotori on Etsy is also fantastic, I have 3 sizes of their Mundir. It’s a knotted toy but the surface is VELVETY smooth which helps if you have more a more sensitive lining (like from testosterone, in my case).

[basalt-havic]

I didn’t compile this, it’s by @fewhoneydew (on Twitter and Reddit), but here is a very well maintained masterpost (links to a Google Doc) for those looking for Bad Dragon alternatives!

There is also @safefantasytoys which has a list, and @fantasypackerreviews if you’re looking for packers specifically (rather than toys).

[muttgrowls]

Vulpini Design is also a good one! Very quick response times when I had questions and quick shipping, as well as beautiful toys. The default firmness is perfect imo but you can customize that :)

[cookingbaconshirtless]

I wanna shout out https://lycantasy.com

Trans owned and made to order

[ordr]

Wait what?? Bad dragon is selling nazi furries dicks?

Well that sucks I liked their toys.

yeah, bad dragon will do anything for a few extra pennies,

[smalltiddygothboyfriend]

please check out:

hodge podge

strange befellas

darque path

juliet toys

swisok

kisuandfriends

tentickle toys

nothosaur toys

creature feature toys

pussy punch toys

mnstr toy box

wandering bard toys

bat bites

lust arts

pleasure forge

i’ve bought from several of these myself and i know they’re all well known and well acclaimed self owned toy makers. fuck bad dragon, get a way cooler and more ethical toy from any of these places. I esp love love love the ceela model from strange bedfellas but they and a lot of these places offer knotted toys, ovipositor toys, toys that have cum pumps, and of course monster dicks.

[bearyenby]

Neotori on Etsy is also fantastic, I have 3 sizes of their Mundir. It’s a knotted toy but the surface is VELVETY smooth which helps if you have more a more sensitive lining (like from testosterone, in my case).

[basalt-havic]

I didn’t compile this, it’s by @fewhoneydew (on Twitter and Reddit), but here is a very well maintained masterpost (links to a Google Doc) for those looking for Bad Dragon alternatives!

There is also @safefantasytoys which has a list, and @fantasypackerreviews if you’re looking for packers specifically (rather than toys).

[muttgrowls]

Vulpini Design is also a good one! Very quick response times when I had questions and quick shipping, as well as beautiful toys. The default firmness is perfect imo but you can customize that :)

[cookingbaconshirtless]

I wanna shout out https://lycantasy.com

Trans owned and made to order

[derekisme]

[ovid]

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing

[the-sensitive-sadist]

"Partner" is a little generous. You're more of a perverted prey animal with a glaring lack of survival instincts.

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[klngly]

i need a man crying and drooling and incoherent on it

[klngly]

i need a man looking at me like he doesn’t know where he even is. on it

[klngly]

i need a man begging for me and he doesn’t know if it’s to stop or for more. ON IT ❗️❗️❗️❗️