the dangerous maniac all over YOUR local news!

max ★ 29, queer adult trans man. Freak shit in here 18+ and consensual only

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By the way the vibes on this blog are you're in a 90s era red room nobody has been in for 20 years and this is playing way too loud and you ARE getting scared

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wait should I get really into catholic kink after 30 years of not giving a shit about it

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i’d make a joke about this being a relationship tester but it literally wasn’t we’re so iconic at all times honestly

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Absolutely criminal amount of hot men around me at all times btw it’s hell out here in the midwestern blue collar scene

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I have got to fuck a 34 year old father of three before i freak the fuck out

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Absolutely criminal amount of hot men around me at all times btw it’s hell out here in the midwestern blue collar scene

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woke up thinking about sucking dick before i even opened my eyes

[johnbottoms]

hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow . shut the fuck up

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YOU'RE ON A YOUTUBERS CHANNEL AKDJDJFKSLSLFKJFEJSJ I'M SO SERIOUS. HES READING ONE OF YOUR POSTS ON YOUTUBE JDJSKSKS it's @walixvids (-A former mutual from pre-2018 sw tumblr 🥹)

yeah that stupid ass post has been all over the internet for Years because people still think “omg i thought you meant cnc machine” is funny

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thinking about the dj at a bar me and v were at a few years ago that came up to us, specifically, to really snarkily bitch about not getting any requests when we were the only people in the room to put in requests at all. what was that about do you think does anyone know what the fuck that was

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peeling and slicing fruit for juicing while the sun shines and good music is on and my chickens are clucking outside btw

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stretching to thwompoid

[synthgimp]

Nine Inch Nails promotional t shirt

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Grabs you and shakes you and kills you and rips and tears and bites

[asterismasterisk]

I have “can’t get my dick in deep enough” disease which is when I’m topping I kinda go feral and claw and bite and grab them and yank them down onto my dick and pin them down by their neck and growl in their ear and~

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or something

[houndmother]

we used to POST here

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