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[hebihime-deactivated20191114]

[knowwhatimeme]

[blackarachnya]

i love seeing this post on my dash because OP blocked me over that addition 

[yuhbecanim-deactivated20181229]

[dillyt]

any evil pokémon leader ever: my plan is perfect and no one can stop me!

an 11 year old child:

[methados]

Ahhh Yeeeeh

Got my Bird Head Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[masturb88]

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

[setheverman]

bungus

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

When Mario stubs his toe he says “Ooh, spaghetti”, because “spaghetti” is the most severe word that he knows

[bayanin]

[biteythevillain]

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

[velv-ette]

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

[theperksofbeingafluteplayer]

when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers”

and sure enough, upon closer inspection, they were indeed just boxers

this kid just up and didn’t wear pants to school and no one noticed

I think about it a lot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you met a god of yore

[hungwy]

The proto indo europeans were wrong to have left Ukraine

[tinysport-deactivated20210828]

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for july?

[xxxtactician]

[kittensnax]

FPS

first person sippy

[ourstrangeduet]

Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

the 2020s are also going to be called the “roaring 20s” but this time its because everyone will always be in a fursuit the whole time

[ladygolem]

the rawring twenties ^w^

[queenofthequillandink]

kill me in 2019