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Sprout detected!

-the one and only @sprout-detector (secretly @anonymousmei in disguise)

GET OUT

Heey Sprout could you please stop trying to kill Delilah, killing people isn't nice

@shaonn-anon

She deserves it for attempting to kill someone for no reason, and encouraging other toons to become twisteds.

I'll commit a warcrime

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

AHEM.

"I swear to god."

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

"Understandable, and bye."

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

"Also understandable."

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

"I'm out before you shoot me."

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

"Nice."

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

Hi.

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

Delilah.

Delilah why why does Sprout have mustard gas?

Delilah's gone, she bolted.

"....oh my god"

hoshi-anon

What the hell happened while me and Charlie were gone?

Delilah shot Adelaide and bolted, I made mustard gas, and that's pretty much it.

I'll commit a warcrime

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

AHEM.

"I swear to god."

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

"Understandable, and bye."

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

"Also understandable."

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

"I'm out before you shoot me."

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

"Nice."

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

Hi.

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

hey im back what'd i- holy fucking shit. war crimes

...

dandy are you okay

...wait. ddont tape me to the wall again-

You're fine, I won't d that.

YIPPEE!

#sprout's reblogs #raine's comments

I won't let him

(FUCK I SAID D INSTEAD OF DO)

I'll commit a warcrime

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

AHEM.

"I swear to god."

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

"Understandable, and bye."

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

"Also understandable."

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

"I'm out before you shoot me."

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

"Nice."

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

Hi.

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

Delilah.

Delilah why why does Sprout have mustard gas?

Delilah's gone, she bolted.

I'll commit a warcrime

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

AHEM.

"I swear to god."

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

"Understandable, and bye."

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

"Also understandable."

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

"I'm out before you shoot me."

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

"Nice."

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

Hi.

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

Delilah.

"More specifically, because Delilah fired a round into my shoulder. Thanks for the medkit, Arthur, by the way."

Not that specifically.

Just Delilah in general.

I'll commit a warcrime

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

AHEM.

"I swear to god."

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

"Understandable, and bye."

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

"Also understandable."

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

"I'm out before you shoot me."

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

"Nice."

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

Hi.

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

Delilah.

I'll commit a warcrime

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

AHEM.

"I swear to god."

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

"Understandable, and bye."

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

"Also understandable."

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

"I'm out before you shoot me."

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

"Nice."

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

Hi.

I'll commit a warcrime

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

AHEM.

"I swear to god."

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

"Understandable, and bye."

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

"Also understandable."

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

"I'm out before you shoot me."

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

"Nice."

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

I'll commit a warcrime

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

AHEM.

"I swear to god."

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

"Understandable, and bye."

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

"Also understandable."

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

"I'm out before you shoot me."

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

#sprout's reblogs #bro??? 😭

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

I'll commit a warcrime

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

AHEM.

"I swear to god."

#sprout's reblogs #dandy intervention 😔

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

I'll commit a warcrime

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

AHEM.

Delilah no.

*gives you a gun*

sweet

im gonna give it to adelaide she deserves to be able to have one

Yep, someone's dying, I guarantee it.

Sure as hell isn't Delilah.

"Wish it was, but you can't have it all."

The hell's that supposed to mean?

"I wish Delilah was the one dying, but you can't have it all."

Mm.

Yeah I do too.

"Glad we have that in common."

Yep.

*gives you a gun*

sweet

im gonna give it to adelaide she deserves to be able to have one

Yep, someone's dying, I guarantee it.

Sure as hell isn't Delilah.

"Wish it was, but you can't have it all."

The hell's that supposed to mean?

"I wish Delilah was the one dying, but you can't have it all."

#sprout's reblogs #despite how Sprout acts abt Delilah he hates her with a burning passion

Mm.

Yeah I do too.

*gives you a gun*

sweet

im gonna give it to adelaide she deserves to be able to have one

Yep, someone's dying, I guarantee it.

Sure as hell isn't Delilah.

"Wish it was, but you can't have it all."

The hell's that supposed to mean?