Hice un Tincho, ahr

shark vs the universe

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$LAYYYTER
Today's Document
Xuebing Du
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oozey mess
The Stonewall Inn

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KIROKAZE
YOU ARE THE REASON
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trying on a metaphor
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Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day

if i look back, i am lost
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@theartofmadeline
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@y-choris
Hice un Tincho, ahr
Saw HTTYD3 and I cried a lot.
When life gives you too many frogs…
Photos by Mochi
Never too many frogs
NEVER TOO MANY FROGS
Y’all this is happening in the year 2019. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.
Saw this posted and naturally had to search the group and-
My god-
It gets funnier the deeper you go-
NO FEDS
Obviously I do not condone anyone to actually try this but by golly the memers have really done it. The greatest meme of our time.
chiggins in the sun
This is what life is about
The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.
They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?
Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.
Some dude:
K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause
Jesus Christ
Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut
Some dude: cool, cool, got that
Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human
Some dude:
whatever problem you have, take a nap.
Let him in!! LET HIM INN!
okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them
at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying
UPDATE: another one came :'^)
I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy.
I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?”
and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.”
Like Michael Buble and Santa
Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!
@maburito
La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.
i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says
That’s it im sick of this shit
*Mr krabs walking sound effect*
*door slam*
*friends car is locked*
Friend: stop pulling the handle
Me:
The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing
Becoming an adult is the most expensive life decision I didn’t make
ok i’ve decided to become abstract. next time you see me, you’ll see a series of colors and have the vague sense you’ve just met somebody
goals: bill nye enthusiasm