Jonny d'Ville

Jonny d'Ville Roleplay Blog :)

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Introduction

~ 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞: 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚍’𝚅𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝙲̶𝚊̶𝚙̶𝚝̶𝚊̶𝚒̶𝚗̶ 𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬: 𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 (𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗.) 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝚅𝚘𝚡, 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊. 𝐌𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐦: 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝. 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡: 𝙿𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏, 𝙸𝚟𝚢 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐰: 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝. 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚘. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚘𝚌 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎… 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝: 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚜𝚒𝚡-𝚐𝚞𝚗, 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚛, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘? 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚎𝚜. 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏. ~

OOC:

i forgot to do this part whoops—

When answering asks I tag it with #jonny answers

When replying to reblogs and stuff I tag it with #jonny replies

All my asks for this rp thing end with - jdv

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Chomp!

*[shakes you off]* biting is MY job!!!

[operation-typhon-official]

Bonken honses

[lostinthecosmoslonelyyy]

Bonken honses

[singohmuse]

Bonken honses

[keybladeofthelostcities]

Bonken honses

[7-flavors-of-bones]

Bonken Honses

[doctor-ish-von-raum]

Bonken honses

[thehanqedman]

Bonken honses

[generalcaterpillar]

Bonken honses

[fawn-berri]

Bonken honses

[theduckasaurrex]

Bonken honses

[crows-silver-quill]

Bonken honses

[alorekeeper]

Bonken honses

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Bonken honses

[y0ur-humble-captain]

EVERYONE MEET LITTLE JIMBO

[y0ur-humble-captain]

what would you do if i silently and solemnly handed you a rock and then vanished?

I’d throw it in a random direction and hope it hits one of my crewmates.

[soleilovescheese]

Ah, hello, Nastya. I've been gone a while, how have these crazy fuckers been? ~ jdv

“Terrible.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Yes, I know, everything’s always terrible around here and all that, blah blah blah. Lighten up, cable-fucker!

*[mockingly]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet!! Everything IS always terrible around here, Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

It is for youuu. Because you can’t look past the shitty things.

*[sigh of amusement]*

Nastya, your girlfriend is literally right here.

*[taps the wall]*

[soleilovescheese]

“God forbid a woman wallows in a pit of despair!”

*[ A dramatic sigh follows ]*

“And I know my girlfriend is right there! I’m not stupid, unlike you!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Who needs a brain in space? We’ve already got immortality, we don’t need’a be smart.

[soleilovescheese]

“Right. So when you’re out killing, do you ever have a plan or do you just fire without a set plan. What will you do if shooting things backfires? This is why we need to be smart.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i don’t know about you but shooting things randomly hasn’t backfired all too much for me.

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

But i rather like being loud.

[soleilovescheese]

“That airlock looks mighty fine. Doesn’t it, Jonny?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[look of “not if i do it first”]*

Yes. I reckon it does.

[soleilovescheese]

“And you wouldn’t mind if I headed there now, would you?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[pretending that he wouldn’t mind]*

….And what if I wouldn’t?

[soleilovescheese]

“Good! Goodbye, Jonny. I hope this Aurora can take you to all of the places my Aurora couldn’t.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…Wait, Nastya, I didn’t mean it like that.

*[suddenly serious]*

[soleilovescheese]

“What? Why are you so serious now?”

*[Nastya knows exactly why he’s being serious. She’s feigning innocence]*

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Because OBVIOUSLY I don’t want you to jump out the airlock forever, dumbfuck.

*[now putting up a front of anger.]*

[soleilovescheese]

“I’ll come back! …Eventually, maybe.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…I don’t believe you, Nastya.

*[still with a fake-frustrated expression]*

[soleilovescheese]

“I promise.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…You SWEAR it.

*[trying to make it clear he’s deadass]*

[soleilovescheese]

“I swear it!”

*[She wants Jonny to believe her.]*

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[unfortunately does half-believe her.]*

…Okay. It’ll be fine, right? Yeah. This is fine. Come back safe.

*[his instinct says to stop her, but something is stopping him somewhere in his mind. he’d just have to hope he wasn’t placing his trust incorrectly.]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Goodbye, Jonny. Enjoy your time on this Aurora. I’m going to take my Aurora somewhere else.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[emotional repression yippeeeee]*

I…N—….Goodbye.

*[he turns the other way and tries to ignore what’s happening.]*

[soleilovescheese]

Ah, hello, Nastya. I've been gone a while, how have these crazy fuckers been? ~ jdv

“Terrible.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Yes, I know, everything’s always terrible around here and all that, blah blah blah. Lighten up, cable-fucker!

*[mockingly]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet!! Everything IS always terrible around here, Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

It is for youuu. Because you can’t look past the shitty things.

*[sigh of amusement]*

Nastya, your girlfriend is literally right here.

*[taps the wall]*

[soleilovescheese]

“God forbid a woman wallows in a pit of despair!”

*[ A dramatic sigh follows ]*

“And I know my girlfriend is right there! I’m not stupid, unlike you!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Who needs a brain in space? We’ve already got immortality, we don’t need’a be smart.

[soleilovescheese]

“Right. So when you’re out killing, do you ever have a plan or do you just fire without a set plan. What will you do if shooting things backfires? This is why we need to be smart.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i don’t know about you but shooting things randomly hasn’t backfired all too much for me.

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

But i rather like being loud.

[soleilovescheese]

“That airlock looks mighty fine. Doesn’t it, Jonny?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[look of “not if i do it first”]*

Yes. I reckon it does.

[soleilovescheese]

“And you wouldn’t mind if I headed there now, would you?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[pretending that he wouldn’t mind]*

….And what if I wouldn’t?

[soleilovescheese]

“Good! Goodbye, Jonny. I hope this Aurora can take you to all of the places my Aurora couldn’t.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…Wait, Nastya, I didn’t mean it like that.

*[suddenly serious]*

[soleilovescheese]

“What? Why are you so serious now?”

*[Nastya knows exactly why he’s being serious. She’s feigning innocence]*

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Because OBVIOUSLY I don’t want you to jump out the airlock forever, dumbfuck.

*[now putting up a front of anger.]*

[soleilovescheese]

“I’ll come back! …Eventually, maybe.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…I don’t believe you, Nastya.

*[still with a fake-frustrated expression]*

[soleilovescheese]

“I promise.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…You SWEAR it.

*[trying to make it clear he’s deadass]*

[soleilovescheese]

“I swear it!”

*[She wants Jonny to believe her.]*

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[unfortunately does half-believe her.]*

…Okay. It’ll be fine, right? Yeah. This is fine. Come back safe.

*[his instinct says to stop her, but something is stopping him somewhere in his mind. he’d just have to hope he wasn’t placing his trust incorrectly.]*

[soleilovescheese]

Ah, hello, Nastya. I've been gone a while, how have these crazy fuckers been? ~ jdv

“Terrible.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Yes, I know, everything’s always terrible around here and all that, blah blah blah. Lighten up, cable-fucker!

*[mockingly]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet!! Everything IS always terrible around here, Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

It is for youuu. Because you can’t look past the shitty things.

*[sigh of amusement]*

Nastya, your girlfriend is literally right here.

*[taps the wall]*

[soleilovescheese]

“God forbid a woman wallows in a pit of despair!”

*[ A dramatic sigh follows ]*

“And I know my girlfriend is right there! I’m not stupid, unlike you!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Who needs a brain in space? We’ve already got immortality, we don’t need’a be smart.

[soleilovescheese]

“Right. So when you’re out killing, do you ever have a plan or do you just fire without a set plan. What will you do if shooting things backfires? This is why we need to be smart.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i don’t know about you but shooting things randomly hasn’t backfired all too much for me.

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

But i rather like being loud.

[soleilovescheese]

“That airlock looks mighty fine. Doesn’t it, Jonny?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[look of “not if i do it first”]*

Yes. I reckon it does.

[soleilovescheese]

“And you wouldn’t mind if I headed there now, would you?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[pretending that he wouldn’t mind]*

….And what if I wouldn’t?

[soleilovescheese]

“Good! Goodbye, Jonny. I hope this Aurora can take you to all of the places my Aurora couldn’t.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…Wait, Nastya, I didn’t mean it like that.

*[suddenly serious]*

[soleilovescheese]

“What? Why are you so serious now?”

*[Nastya knows exactly why he’s being serious. She’s feigning innocence]*

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Because OBVIOUSLY I don’t want you to jump out the airlock forever, dumbfuck.

*[now putting up a front of anger.]*

[soleilovescheese]

“I’ll come back! …Eventually, maybe.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…I don’t believe you, Nastya.

*[still with a fake-frustrated expression]*

[soleilovescheese]

“I promise.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…You SWEAR it.

*[trying to make it clear he’s deadass]*

[soleilovescheese]

Ah, hello, Nastya. I've been gone a while, how have these crazy fuckers been? ~ jdv

“Terrible.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Yes, I know, everything’s always terrible around here and all that, blah blah blah. Lighten up, cable-fucker!

*[mockingly]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet!! Everything IS always terrible around here, Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

It is for youuu. Because you can’t look past the shitty things.

*[sigh of amusement]*

Nastya, your girlfriend is literally right here.

*[taps the wall]*

[soleilovescheese]

“God forbid a woman wallows in a pit of despair!”

*[ A dramatic sigh follows ]*

“And I know my girlfriend is right there! I’m not stupid, unlike you!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Who needs a brain in space? We’ve already got immortality, we don’t need’a be smart.

[soleilovescheese]

“Right. So when you’re out killing, do you ever have a plan or do you just fire without a set plan. What will you do if shooting things backfires? This is why we need to be smart.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i don’t know about you but shooting things randomly hasn’t backfired all too much for me.

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

But i rather like being loud.

[soleilovescheese]

“That airlock looks mighty fine. Doesn’t it, Jonny?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[look of “not if i do it first”]*

Yes. I reckon it does.

[soleilovescheese]

“And you wouldn’t mind if I headed there now, would you?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[pretending that he wouldn’t mind]*

….And what if I wouldn’t?

[soleilovescheese]

“Good! Goodbye, Jonny. I hope this Aurora can take you to all of the places my Aurora couldn’t.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…Wait, Nastya, I didn’t mean it like that.

*[suddenly serious]*

[soleilovescheese]

“What? Why are you so serious now?”

*[Nastya knows exactly why he’s being serious. She’s feigning innocence]*

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Because OBVIOUSLY I don’t want you to jump out the airlock forever, dumbfuck.

*[now putting up a front of anger.]*

[soleilovescheese]

“I’ll come back! …Eventually, maybe.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…I don’t believe you, Nastya.

*[still with a fake-frustrated expression]*

[soleilovescheese]

Ah, hello, Nastya. I've been gone a while, how have these crazy fuckers been? ~ jdv

“Terrible.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Yes, I know, everything’s always terrible around here and all that, blah blah blah. Lighten up, cable-fucker!

*[mockingly]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet!! Everything IS always terrible around here, Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

It is for youuu. Because you can’t look past the shitty things.

*[sigh of amusement]*

Nastya, your girlfriend is literally right here.

*[taps the wall]*

[soleilovescheese]

“God forbid a woman wallows in a pit of despair!”

*[ A dramatic sigh follows ]*

“And I know my girlfriend is right there! I’m not stupid, unlike you!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Who needs a brain in space? We’ve already got immortality, we don’t need’a be smart.

[soleilovescheese]

“Right. So when you’re out killing, do you ever have a plan or do you just fire without a set plan. What will you do if shooting things backfires? This is why we need to be smart.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i don’t know about you but shooting things randomly hasn’t backfired all too much for me.

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

But i rather like being loud.

[soleilovescheese]

“That airlock looks mighty fine. Doesn’t it, Jonny?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[look of “not if i do it first”]*

Yes. I reckon it does.

[soleilovescheese]

“And you wouldn’t mind if I headed there now, would you?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[pretending that he wouldn’t mind]*

….And what if I wouldn’t?

[soleilovescheese]

“Good! Goodbye, Jonny. I hope this Aurora can take you to all of the places my Aurora couldn’t.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…Wait, Nastya, I didn’t mean it like that.

*[suddenly serious]*

[soleilovescheese]

“What? Why are you so serious now?”

*[Nastya knows exactly why he’s being serious. She’s feigning innocence]*

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Because OBVIOUSLY I don’t want you to jump out the airlock forever, dumbfuck.

*[now putting up a front of anger.]*

[soleilovescheese]

“It’s so easy to scare Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

hey!! i will have you know that any sane individual would’ve been scared by that realistic of a serpent creature. and it was less FEAR, more….surprise.

[soleilovescheese]

Ah, hello, Nastya. I've been gone a while, how have these crazy fuckers been? ~ jdv

“Terrible.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Yes, I know, everything’s always terrible around here and all that, blah blah blah. Lighten up, cable-fucker!

*[mockingly]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet!! Everything IS always terrible around here, Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

It is for youuu. Because you can’t look past the shitty things.

*[sigh of amusement]*

Nastya, your girlfriend is literally right here.

*[taps the wall]*

[soleilovescheese]

“God forbid a woman wallows in a pit of despair!”

*[ A dramatic sigh follows ]*

“And I know my girlfriend is right there! I’m not stupid, unlike you!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Who needs a brain in space? We’ve already got immortality, we don’t need’a be smart.

[soleilovescheese]

“Right. So when you’re out killing, do you ever have a plan or do you just fire without a set plan. What will you do if shooting things backfires? This is why we need to be smart.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i don’t know about you but shooting things randomly hasn’t backfired all too much for me.

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

But i rather like being loud.

[soleilovescheese]

“That airlock looks mighty fine. Doesn’t it, Jonny?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[look of “not if i do it first”]*

Yes. I reckon it does.

[soleilovescheese]

“And you wouldn’t mind if I headed there now, would you?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[pretending that he wouldn’t mind]*

….And what if I wouldn’t?

[soleilovescheese]

“Good! Goodbye, Jonny. I hope this Aurora can take you to all of the places my Aurora couldn’t.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

…Wait, Nastya, I didn’t mean it like that.

*[suddenly serious]*

[soleilovescheese]

Ah, hello, Nastya. I've been gone a while, how have these crazy fuckers been? ~ jdv

“Terrible.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Yes, I know, everything’s always terrible around here and all that, blah blah blah. Lighten up, cable-fucker!

*[mockingly]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet!! Everything IS always terrible around here, Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

It is for youuu. Because you can’t look past the shitty things.

*[sigh of amusement]*

Nastya, your girlfriend is literally right here.

*[taps the wall]*

[soleilovescheese]

“God forbid a woman wallows in a pit of despair!”

*[ A dramatic sigh follows ]*

“And I know my girlfriend is right there! I’m not stupid, unlike you!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Who needs a brain in space? We’ve already got immortality, we don’t need’a be smart.

[soleilovescheese]

“Right. So when you’re out killing, do you ever have a plan or do you just fire without a set plan. What will you do if shooting things backfires? This is why we need to be smart.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i don’t know about you but shooting things randomly hasn’t backfired all too much for me.

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

But i rather like being loud.

[soleilovescheese]

“That airlock looks mighty fine. Doesn’t it, Jonny?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[look of “not if i do it first”]*

Yes. I reckon it does.

[soleilovescheese]

“And you wouldn’t mind if I headed there now, would you?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[pretending that he wouldn’t mind]*

….And what if I wouldn’t?

[soleilovescheese]

Ah, hello, Nastya. I've been gone a while, how have these crazy fuckers been? ~ jdv

“Terrible.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Yes, I know, everything’s always terrible around here and all that, blah blah blah. Lighten up, cable-fucker!

*[mockingly]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet!! Everything IS always terrible around here, Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

It is for youuu. Because you can’t look past the shitty things.

*[sigh of amusement]*

Nastya, your girlfriend is literally right here.

*[taps the wall]*

[soleilovescheese]

“God forbid a woman wallows in a pit of despair!”

*[ A dramatic sigh follows ]*

“And I know my girlfriend is right there! I’m not stupid, unlike you!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Who needs a brain in space? We’ve already got immortality, we don’t need’a be smart.

[soleilovescheese]

“Right. So when you’re out killing, do you ever have a plan or do you just fire without a set plan. What will you do if shooting things backfires? This is why we need to be smart.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i don’t know about you but shooting things randomly hasn’t backfired all too much for me.

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

But i rather like being loud.

[soleilovescheese]

“That airlock looks mighty fine. Doesn’t it, Jonny?”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[look of “not if i do it first”]*

Yes. I reckon it does.

[soleilovescheese]

Ah, hello, Nastya. I've been gone a while, how have these crazy fuckers been? ~ jdv

“Terrible.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Yes, I know, everything’s always terrible around here and all that, blah blah blah. Lighten up, cable-fucker!

*[mockingly]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet!! Everything IS always terrible around here, Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

It is for youuu. Because you can’t look past the shitty things.

*[sigh of amusement]*

Nastya, your girlfriend is literally right here.

*[taps the wall]*

[soleilovescheese]

“God forbid a woman wallows in a pit of despair!”

*[ A dramatic sigh follows ]*

“And I know my girlfriend is right there! I’m not stupid, unlike you!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Who needs a brain in space? We’ve already got immortality, we don’t need’a be smart.

[soleilovescheese]

“Right. So when you’re out killing, do you ever have a plan or do you just fire without a set plan. What will you do if shooting things backfires? This is why we need to be smart.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i don’t know about you but shooting things randomly hasn’t backfired all too much for me.

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

But i rather like being loud.

[soleilovescheese]

Ah, hello, Nastya. I've been gone a while, how have these crazy fuckers been? ~ jdv

“Terrible.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Yes, I know, everything’s always terrible around here and all that, blah blah blah. Lighten up, cable-fucker!

*[mockingly]*

[soleilovescheese]

“Oh be quiet!! Everything IS always terrible around here, Jonny!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

It is for youuu. Because you can’t look past the shitty things.

*[sigh of amusement]*

Nastya, your girlfriend is literally right here.

*[taps the wall]*

[soleilovescheese]

“God forbid a woman wallows in a pit of despair!”

*[ A dramatic sigh follows ]*

“And I know my girlfriend is right there! I’m not stupid, unlike you!”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

Who needs a brain in space? We’ve already got immortality, we don’t need’a be smart.

[soleilovescheese]

“Right. So when you’re out killing, do you ever have a plan or do you just fire without a set plan. What will you do if shooting things backfires? This is why we need to be smart.”

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i don’t know about you but shooting things randomly hasn’t backfired all too much for me.

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

@the-best-gunner

*shoots Tim in the head*

[the-best-gunner]

Hi drumbot.

Shoots you back

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

*Brian tackles Tim*

[the-best-gunner]

Falls to the floor underneath Brian

You metal bastard how dare you!

He pulls his gun out from under Brian and shoots him in the side

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

*Brian punches Tim in the head multiple times*

[the-best-gunner]

YOU FUCKING BITCH

I can't bite metal!!!!

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

Just pass out already! YOU NEED TO GET A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE

[the-best-gunner]

PLEASE YOU THINK A FEW PUNCHES WILL DO IT.

I've been through so much worse and enjoyed it!

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

Oh? So are you enjoying this? *Brian grins mischievously*

[the-best-gunner]

Wouldn't you like to know

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

I would like to know..

*Brian puts his hands around Tim's neck*

Do you want me to do this..?

*Brian looks at Tim with heavy lidded eyes*

[the-best-gunner]

Hhhmmmm yeahhhh do that

He looks up at Brian, his mechanical eyes clicking as they flick closed slightly

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

*Brian's hands tighten around Tim's neck*

I wasn't expecting my attack to turn into this, but I'm not complaining

[the-best-gunner]

He coughs and struggles to get his words out

Hahah yeahhhh this tends to happen to me tho

Having fun drumbot

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

That's good

*Brian leans down and kisses Tim on his cheek*

I'm enjoying this too..

*Brian tightens his grip more*

[the-best-gunner]

He coughs and sputters clearly unable to get his words out, he looks up at Brian in admiration as his eyes click shut, oxygen deprivation finally catching up with him.

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

*Brian stops choking him*

Are you still alive?

[the-best-gunner]

His breathing has stopped and his pulse slows down till that too stops

His body loosens and goes limp, the grip on Brian subsiding as his arm falls to the floor

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

I will wait here for you to come back to life

*Brian caresses Tim's face*

[the-best-gunner]

He gasps and inhales a shaking breath, sitting up suddenly as his mechanical eyes flick across the room until they land on brian.

Ohh hello again drumbot, that was nice, reallyyyy nice, you should try it again some time.

He pushes himself over to Brian and flops down in his lap

Wow feeling a bit loopy tho, strangling is a fun way to go out

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

We should do it again sometime..

*Brian plants a quick kiss on Tim's lips*

[the-best-gunner]

Mmhhh we should

He leans up slightly chasing the kiss

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

*Brian leans back in and kisses Tim for a little longer*

[the-best-gunner]

He leans into the kiss before breaking away

We should really get off the common room floor before someone who is less amenable to not shooting us on sight I don't feel like dying again.

Or I guess you were talking to Galahad before this if you were planning on going back to that?

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

I'd like to stay with you..

We could go to my quarters if you'd like..?

[the-best-gunner]

I would love to go to your quarters drumbot.

Take me away

[drumbot-in-the-lonely]

*Brian stands up with Tim in his arms and carries him to his quarters*

[y0ur-humble-captain]

*[has totally not been watching this all go down]*

wow we are insane. it’s perfect.

[ratchets-sharp-objects]

*[just standing next to Jonny]*

This place is so weird...

[y0ur-humble-captain]

i’d call ‘em weird but then i’d be a hypocrite.