The Fuckery of Big Brother

Ebyan, 18, Toronto. Neverending rants involving houseguests/shitty twists/and general tomfoolery. Official favs of 2014: Neda, Ika, and Heather (bbcan2), Zach (bb16), Priya and Skye (bbau11) "If sticking up for yourself is densive, then I'm devensive as hell" - Priya Malik, 2014 Official favs of bbcan3: TBA

[yaaas-priya-yaaas]

yoooooo i just started watching big brother australia 11 & i'm rooting for priya~ who else should i root for & who should i be against?

OMG, priya and skye were the only housemates that mattered to me, everyone else can suck it. David and ryan are your everyday fuckboys so ofc the australian public loves them. Anyways, enjoy the season boo. And when you can hit up big brother canada im a lil biased but its one of the best versions :))

[yaaas-priya-yaaas]

Y'all I'm sitting here with my Muslim mama tell me when this showmance segment is over

[shrek2]

remember when yall thought bbcan3 would be a flop when

we had the most iconic backdoor in any season of big brother

we had the return of an iconic comp queen who sent her own ally packing on a blindside during his best friend’s HOH

we were given the fembots, the best iconic alliance in big brother HISTORY comprised of a kick ass plus-sized woc and a cutthroat genderqueer 

we had the first queer showmance in big brother

we had a coup d’etat where the feminist hater bruno was sent packing

we were given brittneesus, who on her own terms sent home FIVE houseguests and won 3 HOHS (a double eviction AND triple eviction HOH)

there’s a 50% chance a black houseguest will win big brother making big brother history

there’s a 25% the first genderqueer houseguest will win big brother making big brother history

lemme hear yall BBCAN a flop one more time

[thespicygirls]

[thehohroom]

I literally do not care about willow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[timotheeschalamets]

[b-b-1-8]

MY MOMS

[thehohroom]

@production 

[anomial]

I WAS WATCHING BBCAN 3 AND AS SOON AS NAEHA GOT EVICTED I WAS GONNA STOP WATCHING BUT THEN SARAH AND BRITTNAE WON THE HOH SO I AM SO EXCITED OMG GOD HAS SHOWN THE LIGHT!!!!!!!

[yaaas-priya-yaaas]

who’s gonna tell her?

[blkandsaint]

Sooooo why are old men so obsessed with me

[diaryofagaymuslim-blog]

yall fakes turning your back on Brittnee

[iregretgettingintothisshow]

My feelings on Kevin

[bbcanthreegifs-blog]

“Get in on that!”

[blkandsaint]

Willow says we only ever got 2 drinks each in #bbcan2 um….pretty sure jon was drunk all the time and I passed out in the backyard after 3 bottles of champagne….

[arisacox-blog]

also if you wanna be a floater on big brother, at least have some cool stories.. like being kidnapped by a crow… 

[kelleywentworth]

Im 99% sure that miss Robyn Kass has a deal with the Canadian government to take down the US franchise of Big Brother based on how she casts these two shows

[thanx4nothin]