Dallas Liao

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[yaboi-dallas]

lexis-lexica‌:

secretlyvanillaperfection‌:

I mean, if that’s really how you feel then I guess I can’t force it out of you.  @lexis-lexica Do you know any real men who wouldn’t mind a fun time tonight?

Real men? @yaboi-dallas​ is always a good time

I’m always down for some fun. So what’s the plan? Shots? Beer pong? Water skiing in the dark? Or... some other kind of fun?

[yaboi-dallas]

Dallas surveyed the party. The dare Lexi had given him was simple but his go-to target would have been the actress herself. Obviously, that wasn’t going to fly. Dallas was no cheater. His next go-to was Posie, who was currently standing on the bar giving a banana a blowjob. No way in hell was he disturbing that hilarious scene. He wasn’t about to ask Sutton either. He still owed the girl a dare and wasn’t expecting any favors from her. So, his next best option? A complete stranger of course.  Walking through the crowds of people, he approached the first girl he saw. “Hey there,” he started, “So, weird question, but do you do bra rentals?” Clearing his throat, he tried to make more sense, “I mean, I’ll pay for your drinks for the rest of the night if you let me borrow your bra. Trust me, it’ll be hilarious.” If she said no, well, he’d just have to move onto the next girl. 

@treegoddessnadia

[yaboi-dallas]

prewittshouldaknewit‌:

Originally posted by lulu-tan79

@lexis-lexica I feel like it’d be the fuckboi squad. @50shadesofcristian or like @yaboi-dallas or @dev-the-developer. Sounds about right.

I’ll take one for the team. So, what can I do for you? My line is nowhere and nothing. 

[yaboi-dallas]

lexis-lexica‌:

Convince a girl to give her bra to you and wear it proudly during dinner over your shirt, and I’ll let you know after a mission success 

Ohh I like it, Lexi is here to play! Well, good thing I am too. So... I’ll be back for that answer later 

[yaboi-dallas]

selfieswith-sutton‌:

oh cute face i know, i’m so pretty. buuuuuut do you want to know your question or not?

Of course and you are. Though, I’m guessing I won’t be getting off easy. So beautiful, what’ll it be? 

[selfieswith-sutton]

@praevado-insider: well after breaking up with my ex … again … i’m hoping @yaboi-dallas but he has to tell me what he was asked about me.

[yaboi-dallas]

That was golden. So, as promised, the question was... drumroll... who I wanted to take home tonight! 

[yaboi-dallas]

@lexis-lexica: This is hilarious. I’d probably get the best reaction from someone I don’t know very well so... @tired-mister-kim you’re it!

[yaboi-dallas]

lexis-lexica‌:

@praevado-insider gotta love spicy questions. I got to say @yaboi-dallas @absolutelyamara and @dev-the-developer would be at the top of my list

Alright, I’ll bite. What d’ya got for me Lexi?  

[yaboi-dallas]

selfieswith-sutton‌:

glad to know i’m in your thoughts you wanna gimme a freebee pretty face?

Hmm... thought about it and... nope! This pretty face is here to play Sooo... prank call it is! I’ll call a random number, and you have to fake breaking up with them.  I’ll tell you what the question was over a drink after 

[yaboi-dallas]

@praevado-insider: I don’t usually plan that far ahead but let's say.... @selfieswith-sutton!

[yaboi-dallas]

#ragret

The only #ragret I have is not buying a yacht before now Yacht parties are lit! 

[yaboi-dallas]

Ain’t no party like a yacht party 

[yaboi-dallas]

lexis-lexica‌:

Lexi checked the time on her phone. She really should just do her dare and get it over with. This is going to be a PR disaster in the mistake and Anya is going to kill me. Her manager, Anya, was always telling her to watch her reputation, or else end up like a certain Andy she knew. She’d been getting a lot of her roles because of the title of “America’s Angel” that had somehow stuck and the threat of her career crashing and burning from being caught doing something stupid or ratchet was constantly bombarded at her. She’d just gotten her first main role and the movie was coming out soon. It wasn’t the time to slip – at least that’s what Anya says. Not that her dear Anya could control her now that she was partying it up in Praevado Cay — her annual escape where she could let herself go and taste some forbidden fruit. She downed the rest of her drink and turned to Derrick and Car – “I’m going to be right back.”

Right before pulling her dress off, and then everything else. 

It was fine. There was a sex scene in the movie coming out anyway, so the world just would be getting a sneak peek at the goods. At least that’s what she was telling herself to go through with this. Hopefully the party was drunk enough that no one would think to take photos. She turned back to Derrick to stuff her clothes into his arms, before starting a sprint around the beach bar. Making sure she was ignoring the reactions around her, she pasted her best Hollywood smile. Lexi Blythe wasn’t going to run around naked at this beach party embarrassed as fuck.

Nearing the bar, she made the effort to not even look in Benji’s direction. He was too busy flirting it up anyway. So preoccupied with this, she bumped into someone rounding the corner of the bar, and then she could only grab his arm to prevent herself from falling. Oh great. Dallas- god forbid she would be literally body checking the first person she’s ever shot a sex scene with. Let alone the fact that he was her co-star in said movie. Oooooh yup. She was glad she had sent an apology text to Anya. This was going to be a PR disaster. “Oh hi Dallas. Great party eh?” She brushed her hair back casually as if she wasn’t standing butt naked in front of him. @yaboi-dallas @dabbinderrick @skeetskeetcar

Dallas was enjoying the party, maybe a little bit too much. With a movie in the books and a free schedule, he thought he absolutely deserved to let loose a little. Or maybe a lot. At this point he wasn’t sure how much he’d drank but he liked to think he was still pretty coherent at this point. After years of partying he was a heavy weight anyway. It’d started with pre-pre-party shots at the villa, escalated to beer pong, and finally he’d made it to the real party at Tides. Finishing off the rest of his beer, he’d lost track of where his squad was, but that didn’t bother him in the slightest. He’d just make new friends. Pulling out his phone, he made to take a selfie for his private Snapchat when someone bumped into him. 

It took a moment to fully assess the situation. First of all, the person who’d bumped into him was a girl, and she was totally naked. “Y’know, I’ve been propositioned in a lot of ways but I’d have to say, this is a first,” Dallas said before he could stop himself. Then, realization hit him when the girl spoke up. This wasn’t just anyone, this was fucking Lexi. “Oh shit, no way! Lexi?? I had no idea you were here!” Well now he definitely couldn’t help himself, “If you wanted to make that sex scene a reality, all you had to do was ask” He’d had half a mind to pull her into a hug but realized that might be more than inappropriate. The two had been in contact because they’d been working on a movie together, but promotions hadn’t started yet so he hadn’t actually seen his co-star since filming had wrapped up. 

Finally, Dallas couldn’t keep a straight face anymore. A snicker turned into full on laughter and he doubled over. “Jesus Christ Lexi, where the hell are your clothes??” he asked through tears. He wasn’t really phased by the situation. He’d seen more than enough well filming and he figured that this must be part of that daredevil game. Not the first time someone had stripped at a party either. He’d considered joining in himself, but opted to just have a chill party instead. Well, if getting hammered and pretending to be a stripper on a lamp post was considered chill. Dallas didn’t need a reason to do crazy things. He’d simply say, “appease the party Gods” and be on his merry way. 

Looking down at himself, he’d probably have given her his jacket if he was wearing one. Instead, he opted to strip his t-shirt off and hand it to her. “For the love of God, please put this on before you give you manager a reason to kill us both,” he continued to laugh, trying not to look at her too much. There was no way in hell this wasn’t embarrassing, even if she was trying to put up an act of confidence.  

@lexis-lexica​

[yaboi-dallas]

ringaroundtheposie‌:

ah yes, the party gods’ approval. it’s all that i chase in this life. cuz ya girl is definitely not chasing these shots right now.

Of course not. Chasing shots is weak sauce. Lime? I don’t know her. Feel the buuurrrrnnn. 

[yaboi-dallas]

ringaroundtheposie‌:

don’t even play like posie and classy belong in the same sentence. hand over that bottle boiii.

Yasss! Get it!! The time to party is always now. The party gods definitely approve. 

[ringaroundtheposie]

yaboi-dallas‌:

Pleeeaasse. Just like….one itty bitty double shot of Patrone?

Originally posted by cheekyminjoon

oh fuck me. FINE. but we are making it out to this party even if you have to carry me there.

[yaboi-dallas]

Yeah I don’t think that’ll be a problem. Now straight from the bottle or should we get classy and take out the shot glasses??

[ringaroundtheposie]

yaboi-dallas‌:

Originally posted by kathias

Heyyy you know what that means right? We gotta pre-pre-game so that we aren’t lame during the pre-game

pre-pre-game? you know what means right? me passing out before we even make it to the actual party

[yaboi-dallas]

Pleeeaasse. Just like....one itty bitty double shot of Patrone?