@secretlyvanillaperfection it’s gotta be @dinahshay-tm
What has to be me? Yall really know how to make a girl nervous
If you wanna know, I'm gonna need you to try to matchmake two random strangers.
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@secretlyvanillaperfection it’s gotta be @dinahshay-tm
What has to be me? Yall really know how to make a girl nervous
If you wanna know, I'm gonna need you to try to matchmake two random strangers.
prewittshouldaknewit:
You got wine, I got wine, you should bring more wine. It’ll be good times.
why hellooo there. weren’t you my future sister-in-law at one point?
Yeah, I'm sure he's heartbroken. I should send flowers.
prewittshouldaknewit:
Originally posted by lulu-tan79
@lexis-lexica I feel like it’d be the fuckboi squad. @50shadesofcristian or like @yaboi-dallas or @dev-the-developer. Sounds about right.
I’ll take one for the team. So, what can I do for you? My line is nowhere and nothing.
This surprises me.... not at all. I’m gonna need you to steal one of the other fuckboi’s phones and start texting someone disgustingly romantic things.
ending a day at the beach with a couple bottles of vino and the sunset. who wants to join?
You got wine, I got wine, you should bring more wine. It’ll be good times.
Best. Beach. Day. Ever.
@lexis-lexica I feel like it'd be the fuckboi squad. @50shadesofcristian or like @yaboi-dallas or @dev-the-developer. Sounds about right.
@secretlyvanillaperfection it's gotta be @dinahshay-tm
prewittshouldaknewit:
Famous last words of every man with a micropenis.
sounds like you’ve seen a lot of micro penises in your day, haven’t you babe?
I don't have a microscope that powerful, sorry.
hail-satan-and-randy:
like i told pretty coralee. it’s huge.
Famous last words of every man with a micropenis.
@shadesofgraymon I’m gonna go with @hail-satan-and-randy???? I think.
prewittblewit:
@praevado-insider‘s question: hands down @shiro-nobuharu
Why do I have a feeling that I’m going to regret asking what the question was?
Probably because you will.
prewittshouldaknewit:
You know, you cold try sending someone flowers. I’m just saying.
What are you saying, Pips?
That you could try getting a girl flowers as a follow up for kissing her?
prewittblewit:
Why so sour, Pipsqueak?
Who me? I’m sweet as sugar. I sent the picture to dad, I think he has the same shorts. You two can match!
What dress code?
Don’t worry, you’ll fit right in with the middle aged boat fanatics.
Gotta have the flowers!
You know, you cold try sending someone flowers. I’m just saying.
Feeling whimsical.
Hot or not: Aspen
I’d say so, and I’m kind of an expert on the subject. @aspenbrantford-md
Believe it or not, not every word that comes out of my mouth is flirty.
Well, some of it is just gibberish.