[benson-bradley]

flirting: you look like you'd be vulnerable to getting stockholm syndrome

[mashamorevvna]

you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell

[falling-components]

sorry i can't rape you right now i'm too nervous and shy

[gremlinangels]

girl who smiles when they hear the word torture :D

[spicypolls]

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a Pokémon?

Yes, frequently.

Yes, a few times.

Yes, once.

No

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Voting ended onMay 30, 2025

[maidling-deactivated20260401]

pervert: fuckckk i need her to ride me til i cum insideee enormous pervert: i need him in my dungeon bleeding and moaning on it rusted chains holding his arms up to the ceiling in a mockery of christ biggest pervert in the world: id like a hug and to hold hands wit hsomebody maybe. im sorry if thats too bothersome i'll just go im sso sosryr

[yadoncon]

(overseeing a conveyor belt transporting various weird little men to an undisclosed location) hmm... decent starting point but lacks flavor. i sentence you to molested by the tigerman *presses a big red button that opens a trap door underneath* alright who's next (mangled and bloodsoaked and poisoned freak from hell world where everyone kills each other comes down the belt) ohhhhh she shouldve been at the clubbbbbbb...

[yadoncon]

im at the point where im not nervous about it being agegap no more but also i think its funnier if its not even actually a problem and hes just insane and paranoid about it. to be fair if theres anyone who needs to worry about weird rumours its probably the ex famous musician it's not even THAT illogical

[yadoncon]

j: we can't do this it's wrong i am like twice your age

s: i have literally fucked people older than you get a grip

j:

j: i also dont want tabloid magazine writers to start calling me a pedophile?

s: see that makes more sense,

[yadoncon]

s: i mean teeeechnically they would be accusing you of ephebophilia

j: not the point. not even remotely the point

[yadoncon]

im at the point where im not nervous about it being agegap no more but also i think its funnier if its not even actually a problem and hes just insane and paranoid about it. to be fair if theres anyone who needs to worry about weird rumours its probably the ex famous musician it's not even THAT illogical

[yadoncon]

j: we can't do this it's wrong i am like twice your age

s: i have literally fucked people older than you get a grip

j:

j: i also dont want tabloid magazine writers to start calling me a pedophile?

s: see that makes more sense,

[yadoncon]

im at the point where im not nervous about it being agegap no more but also i think its funnier if its not even actually a problem and hes just insane and paranoid about it. to be fair if theres anyone who needs to worry about weird rumours its probably the ex famous musician it's not even THAT illogical

[yadoncon]

by god hes done it again

yayyyy i drew an entire human body #imbrave

[transfagism]

starting a collection of whatever this is

[yadoncon]

> have sexual proclivity

> look inside

> this is just something im horribly deathly traumatically afraid of but slightly to the left again god damn it

[yadoncon]

(voice of guy who is so horny he needs to be beaten to death with metal pipes) whgat if you were put under the effect of some sort of substance or magic spell that made you unable to lie and so overcome with want that you just blurted out everything you felt no matter how inappropriate it was because your emotions just completely bulldoze your self control. that would be like fucked up rightttttt

[yadoncon]

> have sexual proclivity

> look inside

> this is just something im horribly deathly traumatically afraid of but slightly to the left again god damn it

[yadoncon]

"i could never abuse substances i love substances" if thc was a guy id keep him chained to a radiator in my basement

[tenochre]

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

[yadoncon]

kinda gay to be an apprentice lile ohhh you saw this cool guy who is really good at something so now youre trusting your life to him and following him everywhere cause hes so wise and talented? interesting.