what if I were a philly cheesesteak

The only thing bigger than my URL is the dick I don't have 💖 Wren | he/they | nonBInary | Gemini | 23  *Art blog: @riot-arts

[sugar-coated-galaxies]

U ever just. Wish u were jack black

[sugar-coated-galaxies]

I'm so close to just blasting pink pony club over the speakers at work I'm bored I'm here for another hour

[sugar-coated-galaxies]

I'm alive btw

(They/he)

[sugar-coated-galaxies]

I'm alive btw

(They/he)

[kosmogrl]

[punkpuppyfangs]

[1spooky2me]

Viziepop broke into my house, shattered my kneecaps, and made me draw Huskerdust as humans.

[sugar-coated-galaxies]

Took a big red L, lads

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[riot-arts]

MISS ME?

MISS ME?

MISS ME?

[sugar-coated-galaxies]

I cant wait to go home 😔 I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna lick my fucking kitchen floor I wanna sleep in my own bed I'm gonna sprint over to gavins house and pet his animals and give him a hug I wanna go homeeeeeee

Tomorrow. I go home tomorrow. I cant wait. Phantom will be happy, too

[sugar-coated-galaxies]

I am simply Minding My Own Business at Tim's and these 2 guys r hanging out as u do, n one of them leaves, the other goes wait u forgot something, presumably does the same thing that the guy leaving did, which was reply oh u forgot something too, reached into his pocket and flipped his friend off. This is what boys will be boys means

[smoov-criminal]

this disability pride month, i ask that you include OCD on your mental illness positivity posts. for some reason we are rarely included in those. much love to all my OCD homies

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

and this includes people with P-OCD, Z-OCD, H-OCD, and any other OCD themes that you think are “weird” or “bad” <3

[whitepeopletwitter]

[old-primavera-cerezos]

it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.

[vacuously-true]

Purgatory Prime

[anonymousdandelion]

What is the most likely reason for someone to get your name wrong?

My name includes sounds that some people have difficulty pronouncing

Because my name is "foreign" people call me a modified (e.g. anglicized) variant

There is another common name that looks or sounds similar to mine

People see my name written and read it with a different phonetic pronunciation

My name is often just so unfamiliar to people that they struggle with it

People call me by a former name/deadname/name I no longer use

Another reason

There is absolutely no explanation… yet, they manage to say it wrong anyway

I deliberately trick people into saying my name wrong because I enjoy mischief

Everybody says my name correctly :)

Voting ended onJul 20, 2023

Yet another poll on the subject of name errors — because all things come in threes and mostly because the notes on the other polls are very intriguing. I imagine multiple answers will be true for many of us (goodness knows they are for me), but try to choose whatever feels like the most common/prevalent reason!

Reblog, if you like, for a larger sample size to continue forcing me to wade through too many fascinating name-related notifications. But also for sample size. :-)

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

[cyber-seagull404]

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.