Aries Heaux

My name is Jacob I live in Florida and I'm 19 and I'm gay duh

[yaesthetic-blog]

I miss Austin :(

[yaesthetic-blog]

Ios10 is cool

[madderhatter]

[goblincrystals]

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

[madderhatter]

he did

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[guncharge]

i got the job :)

[blackdenimjeans]

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[dinuguan]

[sashayed]

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife is mad that I went to target without her, saying that it’s worse than cheating

[bloomflowersbloom]

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

[morefunthanb4]

[lolfactory]

[illumahottie]

[uncle-whisky-deactivated2018081]

So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

[yaesthetic-blog]

There's someone i don't want to think about right now and literally they find their way into my life anyway

[spinning-bird-kick]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) Dir. Karyn Kusama

[yaesthetic-blog]

Night night