Bioware stole bi Cullen from us, so Galar Trevelyan is here to repair that 💁
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Xuebing Du
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor

roma★
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Sade Olutola

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi

Janaina Medeiros
occasionally subtle

@theartofmadeline
NASA

#extradirty

shark vs the universe

pixel skylines

oozey mess
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@yagastri
Bioware stole bi Cullen from us, so Galar Trevelyan is here to repair that 💁
this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen
Hubert+Pokemon
So, I stood next to Osiris for a bit and managed to capture some interesting voice lines regarding a certain titan… Osiris, you break my heart
Zubeia that’s. That’s literally your kid???
Very odd choice in friendship text this generation.
been playing lots of Pokemon Sword
so here’s some doodles of my pkmn~
Concept: an RPG where the suspiciously convenient merchant that seems to be following the party around is just, like, this mimic impersonating a vending machine. Communicates entirely in indecipherable grunts and whistles. The goods are sound, albeit somewhat slobbery, but don’t expect to get any change back – it’s literally eating the coins.
How is it obtaining the loot though? Is eating other adventurers too?
That’s certainly what one might assume at first, particularly as its contents consist mostly of practical adventuring gear. However, successive visits turn up a number of items which call that theory into question, including:
A tiny chess set
A stick of purple chalk
A live mouse in a small silver cage
A moderately overpriced bottle of elven wine
A finely bound volume of halfling erotic poetry, illustrated
A colourfully painted earthenware pot in an unfamiliar style
A bulky wax-wrapped package that, upon opening, proves to contain a fresh-baked loaf of bread, apparently still hot from the oven
For its part, the vending mimic just gurgles agreeably in response to whatever explanation is proposed; it’s not altogether clear that it understands Common, though it certainly seems to understand capitalism!
I’ve already adopted it. It’s named Vendy
In this house we love and appreciate Vendy
the spider: *bites peter*
peter: this is so sad alexa play radioactive
#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show
Coming 2069: Pokémon Top and Pokémon Bottom
*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town
I saw this post like a day after Jailbreak and till this day I still find it the most hilarious thing ever.
its back!
this is my actual favorite su post ever
@yagastri
@saintkinzie AFSFDGHJ HFF EHKEYH
Tmi but I'm tipsy, trimmed balls are hot