aliens are real

21//idk what i post//i like the beach and boys// i am also 1d af

[garyandlinda-blog]

[01010101010101010111-deactivate]

Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture

[pornqvist]

Simple. It’s naptime.

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

me: i want to have sex 

someone: just go out and have a one night stand with someone it’s not that hard 

me and my emotional monogamy craving ass:

[stingywithmycootiecat]

I spit my water out.😂😂

[purpleshirtedeyestabber]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[blissfulfellatio]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[toastbutteregg]

[wouldvebeensweet]

‪i have listened to taylor swift long enough for her to go from singing about slamming screen doors to only buying a dress so her boyfriend can take it off ‬

[buzzfeed]

People Should Never Have Been Allowed To Build Pets On “The Sims 4”

[weloveshortvideos]

[iverbz]

What… Was… the… Plan…

[weavemama]

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[bob-belcher]

[yagirlhan]

me: I'd be hella cute if I lost some weight

me: fuck that I'm hella cute already

me: ok but really tho

[dankmemeuniversity]

[krabby-kronicle]

[melonmemes]

High as fuck

[glassbonespaperskin]

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

My girlfriend suddenly buried her face in her hands like something was wrong and it took like 10 minutes to get her to tell me what was going on and she showed me this post