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Which froco set his freshman up with Klingande? Apparently he slipped her a condom before they left Box together in an Uber.

Froco, Condom, Jubel, Box, Punga, Uber... is this gossip or a list of klingande song titles

calhoun piano monster strikes again. whyyyy

because we’re finally sober again and we’ve realized there is nothing good or sacred in this life

Is there a 12-college challenge but for the grad schools?Asking for, uh, a friend.

jeez if you can stand to hook up with an SOM student more power to you

that feeling when you spot your girlfriend on reddit gonewild

was snoop dogg involved with reddit gone wild too

So are we going to get a list of taps or no? Website and links are all broken ... like my dreams?

we've been working on it and we're almost done but nobody else has them either so I guess you'll just have to relax, won't ya

How do I get my hands on a custom Linda Lorimer koozie for my Tab soda?

I don't know if that's a spring fling aesthetic or what but okalso why don't we just call SF "Yalechella"

how many points for hooking up with a prefrosh?

the hell is wrong with youhope you were at least smart enough to check ID

Hallo! Any chance there's a setlist of what Jessie J sang tonight?

1. "Get Back" (Ludacris Cover) (Feat. Yale Security)2. Do It Like A Dude, maybe?3. I Was Pretty Drunk So I'm Not Sure But It Could Have Been "Wrecking Ball"4. Metal/Reggae Version of "Price Tag"5. Inspirational Speech6. Burnin' Up (Feat. Recorded Voice of 2 Chainz)7. Two Minutes of Silence and Darkness While She Changed into a Different Yale Sweater8. Inspirational Speech (Reprise)9. Bang Bang (Just To Remind You How Rad It Would Have Been to Get Nicki for SF15)10. Klingande

big three taps??

yes

So do you think that you're Gossip Girl?

yes

Is there a PDF of this year's 50 most?

yes

Rumpus, why is your website down?

in response to the MANY inquiries we’ve gotten about our website: yes, it’s temporarily down for unknown reasons and we’re working on fixing it ASAP. In the meantime, because we KNOW this is the only reason you’re asking in the first place, eat your heart out.

Rumpus, where am I supposed to hook up while the Women's Table is being renovated?

we don't understand what there even is to renovate—it's literally two big slabs of rockbut if you really must get freaky on public art, we suggest "Habbakuk" or the Nathan Hale statueor, if you really want to impress, do the impossible and get weird on each of the three sculptures in the beinecke pit

Which SAE pledge stood on a table and shouted "welcome back to Yale everyone" to a mortified pierson dining hall on Sunday night?

why were they mortified? it's just Yale—sure, you could do better, but you think we'd all be used to it by now

Mama Rump, I want to get involved with campus publications (but NOT the YD"N"!) Any advice on how to work for the Rumpus?

email us, darling! [email protected]

who, when asked "what's your kill count?"responds "before or after mexico?" ?

it’s recently been brought to our attention that ‘kill count’ means ‘number of sexual partners’ and not ‘number of homicides’—but we still think it’s important to point out that in most respects Cabo is probably a better spring break destination than Ciudad Juárez

i got blown by a hot man while taking a poo in mexico

used to be a time where you could get blown by a hot man while you were on the toilet in this country, too—we need to take a stand against the outsourcing of perfectly good (blow)jobs that Americans here at home need #Cruz2016

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