yanahpharmd

yeah idk bro

[charlesoberonn]

[srsfunny]

Not bad

[srsfunny]

Sexism bad Instagram Bad

[ponycamp]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[catchymemes]

[jrcbouillabaisse]

[mage-pie]

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

[of-the-yellow-ajah]

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

[pawprins]

are you satan

[uncle-beanbag]

I love it

[srsfunny]

Bring back brachiosauruses

[srsfunny]

I can feel it

[horrorofthebeast]

This is fucked up

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck lemonade this summer we’re all about liquid asphalt 

[keylimepxssy]

y’all i had one last week and shat bright teal for 3 days so use caution

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

They gotta dispose of their aliens somehow

[scoobydoomistakes]

*early in the episode*

*Scooby dashes inside to escape the monster*

*moment of silence*

*Scooby exits again, without a word*

*takes time to wipe his paws off on the mat*

Me: “Whoa! That’s, like… an actual joke, which never happens in the show! That’s worth 1/3rd of a point, A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.”

*much later*

*the whole gang is freaked out by the aforementioned monster*

*they all frantically run inside*

*moment of silence*

*they exit again, and – simultaneously – all wipe their feet off*

Me: “Ok, that’s cheesy and wonderful. 2/3rds of a point.”

*monster immediately scrambles inside after them*

*moment of silence*

Me: “…pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease–”

Me: “YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

Me: “FULL COMEDY POINT AWARDED, A PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO!”

this made me so dang happy you don’t even know

[scoobydoomistakes]

Throwback to A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, and its well-deserved full comedy points.

Be like the purple monster, kids. Always clean up after yourself.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[porterr-robinson]

[johnwickofficial]

Me

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Pixelated cards

[pukicho]

Still dont know how to spell spagetti without autocorrect 

[piano-princess]

Wheres the h

[pukicho]

An H ????

[hannibalism]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]