welcome to th bingo hut

ethan - they/he - mn

[americachavez]

“fellow travelers should be getting the same reaction as heated rivalry because it also had gay sex” twitter giving us a new “if you liked encanto you should read one hundred years of solitude by gabriel garcía márquez”

[loveridden1999]

Patti Smith from a 1976 interview in Stockholm, the voice in the outro of 'La Yugular' by Rosalía on her album LUX

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[throathole]

The way this one youtube comment changed the trajectory of dua lipa’s career

[beemovieerotica]

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

[beemovieerotica]

did y'all hear? i'm on zeebo. zeebo has it for me. i'm trying zeebo today.

[draconym]

A couple weeks ago I was practicing my owl calls on a night hike and I successfully called in a barred owl. My owl call is pretty good, but I've never called an owl to me from afar because I rarely do night hikes and so I don't get much chance to. I had expected to be really excited about this, especially since two of my coworkers are really skilled at owl calls and they don't usually get a response, much less a full conversation, but instead I felt so guilty. I eventually had to start ignoring this poor deceived owl that was following my call through the park. I felt like I catfished him.

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[lacefuneral]

vine eleven

[cephalopodvictorious]

bugs is…. shrimp????

[kristina100000]

i fade...................... into you

[streetkit]

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

[fieldbears]

local woman disgusted to learn that choosing not to decide or act is, in itself, a choice

[twinkkpeaks]

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

[sielumia]

uhm…guys?

[spinchs-field]

[kulfi-waala-deactivated20250412]

Very happy pride to bisexual polyamorous Akinator

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[omtai]

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[funstyle]

im no better than squidward

[xian-in-april]