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Hello! And thanks for checking out my stuff. Most of what I post is my own original work! This blog is all about RWBY. I take asks, and requests but mostly, I hope the things I create spark tingles in your hearts too. <3
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This has to be summer?
No new characters. Summers not new she was introduced last season. This has to be her! The part on the hood the same. Girl would be misleading but because shes short maybe sun and neptune wouldn’t know.
So summer is the summer maiden? Name would make sense. Winter, cinder fall…raven branwen…
Every week I put on RWBY (a show I do not like) for a Discord. 13 episodes deep into Volume 8 I decided to change the intro to inspire some morale in the five other people who are also miserable.
I went back and completed rwby today. Ive been away for a few years and finally after vol 8, went back to all of it then to 9, which i finished a few hours ago.
I balled, i wanted more i was so sad and NEEDED CLOSURE!!
I immediately went to google to start looking into predictions, explainations. And the first thing i see is kerry telling me everything is going to be okay!
The timing couldnt have been better
There's something kinda funny about how RWBY just absolutely refuses to die despite a constant stream of adversity. The first season was objectively hot garbage but it still got a second season. The creator of the series whose passion project the whole thing was passed away in a freak accident after the second season but they just kept going without him and somehow a significant portion of the fanbase went along for it. The budget got slashed in Season 5 because of gross mismanagement but no worries! The fans stuck with it and they got it back for Season 6. Then a few seasons later the entire company that's been producing it went completely tits up and we all assumed THAT would be the end but nope!!! They got bought by Viz. RWBY has now outlived both the man who dreamt it up and the company that produced it. In an era where numerous streaming shows get axed after one or two seasons despite being critical successes with large fanbases it is completely baffling that a show that is so consistently troubled and infamously has an extremely mixed reception cannot be fucking ended despite all indications to the contrary. It truly is femslash Supernatural
fucking cockroach of a series man lmao
Freezerburn- bantering badasses
[the team sits in the library, Wiess ingores yang and ruby while Blake pushes closer to her book]
Yang: Ruby, you’re wrong, there’s no way Obleck said that!
Ruby: well, i heard it. Sorry you werent paying attention.
Yang: I was too! You cant tell me-
Weiss: Shut it, you two im trying to concentrate
Ruby: on what? Yourself?
Wiess: yes. Its takes a lot of energy being me.
Blake: *chuckles behind her book*
Yang: Wow weiss, it must be so hard being you
Wiess: I know you’re being facetious but yes yes I am
Ruby: at least it gives us something to appreciate about Weiss other than her stank attitude
BUMBLEBY- Chess vs Checkers
#beacondancebutbetter Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
[After being shoved out the dorm and peer pressured, Yang walks to the library]
Yang: *sees Blake in the hallway walking toward her, having just left the library*
*Yang starts to wave her down, stops abruptly in fear. Starts to run away but then pivots on her heels and starts walking back with her head down*
Blake: *sees Yang do her awkward dance*
Yang: *decides once more, no-can-do and turns away from Blake and pretends to look for directions*
Blake: *approaches Yang quietly giggling* Are you lost?
Yang: Oh Hi Blake! Just working on my chess moves *strikes cheesy smile*
Blake: *Audibly laughs* With that back n' forth action?!! Id assume you were playing checkers
Yang: *gives confused look*
*both start for the dorm side by side*
Blake: Bcause! Chess pieces only move one way and checkers don’t!!
Yang: yahhh *sarcastic*
*Bumps into Yang with a small shove of her shoulders*
Yang: But! There isnt a queen in checkers *bumping her back with her hips*
Blake: Oookay, so, if youre the queen,
*faces yang, making eye contact, and walks backwards infront of her*
Blake: Whose your king?
Yang: *rolls her eyes* No No, I'd be the king *winks*
Blake: Ohh I see
Yang: Im looking for a queen.. Not sure if she’d accept *face reddens* 
Blake: For what it's worth… *breaks the eye contact to walk forward with her back now to Yang*
Yang: *stands in place in awe of Blake*
Blake: I think love always wins in the face of fear, if you do something with love and care you cant do wrong.
*Blake turns to face yang seeing her about 10 paces away*
Blake: With intentions that pure even the White Fang doesnt stand a chance!
Yang: You know what!? You’re right!
Yang: *fires Ember Celica to propell her anxious, unmoving legs*
Blake: *startled, takes a step back*
Yang: *angry with herself, her eyes flash red*
*Yang instantly shortens the distance, stopping about a foot from Blake, her eyes blink back, a calm lilac*
Yang: *takes a deep breath and exhales* Would you want to go to the dance with me?
Blake: *eyes go WIDE matched with a bigger grin* I would love to!!!
Yang: *stunned helpless in shock*
Blake: *throws her arms around Yang's neck*
Yang: *processing… realizing… dopamine hit in 3,2,*
*Yang feels Blake’s body around her own and hugs Blake back, picking her up and spinning the both of them*
PepTalk and Roleplays
#beacondancebutbetter Part 1
Blake Wiess and Ruby sit in the library a while after Part 2
Ruby: Im gonna go find Yang I think she just needs someone to talk to!
Blake: okay, I really gotta finish this project summary so, im gonna stay
Weiss: I better come and make sure you make your point!
Blake: Make what point?
Wiess: oh! The one that she will always have us to talk to if she needs! That point!
Ruby: yeahhh…
Blake: *skeptical but lets it go* Alright I’ll see you guys for dinner.
——
[back in the dorm room, Yang sits on the bottom bunk being lectured by Weiss and Ruby who are standing.
Weiss: *hands on hips* Why? Ughh…That was perfect! *scoffs* chess team?!!! Are you kiding me?!
*Wiess’s hands move to her head in an exasperated cry*
Yang: Don’t pull at you hair like that!
Weiss: do you want monkey man to swing her to the dance?!
Ruby: *pushes Weiss back and takes a seat next to Yang* all we mean to say is time is running o-
Yang: -I know! But its not that easy!
Weiss: Why not?
Yang: Anxiety?!
Ruby: it’s okay to be nervous and alert. But dont allow your anxieties to stop you from doing what you want!
Yang: Again, easier said than done!
Weiss: Do you want to do roleplays?
Ruby: I have a head band wih cat ears we can use!
Yang: Ummm…
——
Bumbleby- Team Talks Dance
#beacondancebutbetter Part 1
[Blake, Ruby, Yang and Weiss, sit at a table in the library at beacon]
Blake: Did you guys hear about the dance this Saturday?
Yang: yea its almost like they didnt give us any warning… theyre just like, go have fun! *fans hand in air*
Blake: uh… yeah so are we gonna go as a team?
Wiess: hell no! Im going to ask neptune *proudly*
Ruby: youre gonna what? Since when have you been into Neptune?!
Weiss: *shrugs* I like his style
Ruby: I guess the three of us-
Yang: *glares at ruby menacingly*
Ruby: Umm…actually, I think Im gonna wait and see if anyone askes me, I’ll still go.
Blake: Its okay I guess we can all go and meet up there with our dates *slightly saddened*
Yang: Is there someone you want to go with?
*Wiess yanks Ruby into the library shelves*
——
Weiss: is she going to do it?
Ruby: *shurgs and crosses fingers*
*both peer at Blake and Yang through the book shelves*
——
Blake: Sun’s asked me to go-
Yang: oh. *sad but doesnt show it*
Blake: -but he’s not who I was hoping would ask me.
Yang: well I hope they ask you! *kinda irritated, she thinks its some other guy*
*both look away awkwardly*
Blake: what about you Yang?
Yang: *red and at a loss for words* i uhh… am i going? What day is it again?
Blake: Saturday? Its in 4 days Yang
Yang: oh darn! I think I have chess club! actually! Yeah I have chess club now I gotta go see which team im on!
*grabs books and bag and starts panic leaving, nothing is in her bag and shes just trying to carry it all*
Blake: chess? Teams?!
*Weiss and Ruby step out around the shelves*
Weiss: I dont even think we have a chess team
*all three stand and watch yang try to leave.
Yang: *trips falling she drops all her books from the ground she notices Blake, Ruby and Weiss staring*
Weiss: *gestures a concerned thumbs up*
Blake: Should someone help her?
Ruby: Na shed only get mad at the help, Shes good.
Yang: *nods, picking up her books, waves an awkward wave, and runs for the door*
Weiss: *looking up from her scroll* I guess there is a Beacon Chess team
Ruby: *peaks at the scroll* Go Beacon Beowulfs!!
Part 3
Bumbleby- 6:43pm Voice Message
*yang is stopping to buy Blake flowers and calls to ask if shes needs anything.*
Blake:
Hi, you’ve reached Blake Belladonna, Im not at my scroll right now but leave me a voice message and I’ll consider calling you back.
Beep
Yang: Hey Darlin’, I’m on my way home and I was thinking about you, so I going to stop off at the grocery store. Shit I hope that didnt spoil it… uhhmm I can’t get a bunch of stuff cause bumblebee can only hold so much. But like if you want a single rotisserie chicken. Or a dozen apples. Maybe three two litter soda bottles, less than that but more than say 4 dozen eggs… but eggs are fragile, so if you want eggs nothing heavy on top. Youve seen its storage capacity!!…Ohh well, if you need something, call me back!..anyway I love you! Bye!
Schneesters - Sex Positivity
*Weiss is walking down the long hall towards her room*
When
*Winter walks out of Wiess’s room holding up a phallic silicon adult toy*
Winter: How did you find this?
*avoids eye contact with winter*
Weiss: *fully red and dead embarrassed* IM SO SORRY WINTER! I disinfected it before and af-
Winter: *stern but not upset* I asked you HOW did you find it. I thought I had it stashed pretty well
Weiss: *mouth drops* You’re not mad?! I borrowed your sex toy!?
Winter: *distracted with previous thoughts* If you can find it i Wonder if Whitley knows too. Ugh
Weiss: I’m confused…
Winter: *pinches nose bridge* Next time, just ask. Im happy to get you your own.
Weiss: What?! Really!?
Winter: *points dildo in Wiess’s face* I would rather you use your own …and, not end up pregnant.
Wiess: *smiling* Oh yeah!… boys! *rolls eyes and pats at the air*
Winter: What color do you want?
Wiess: Pink please!
Bumbleby- Preparing for Rejection
Ruby: hey sis, who are you gonna ask to the dance next weekend?
Yang: Well… I dont know
Ruby: why not!? Afraid of being rejected?
Yang: uhhh…yea Ruby! I am.
*leans quietly over yangs shoulder*
Ruby: *whispers* Are you gonna ask Blake?
Yang: *eyes widen and immediately shut tight waving a hand behind her head*
Yang: *gives up and slouches over* is it that obvious?
Ruby: How do I… explain… Well..to me, who hasnt seen you..*looks at yang and frowns*
Ruby: like this before! *points to yang, grinning, doe eyed in a day dream*
Yang: What do you think shes gonna wear? Something dark and form fitti-
Ruby: -you should ask her and find out *shrugs walking away*
Ruby: Even if she rejects you, we all are on a team forever! Haha
Part 2
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.
Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.
i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!
Also, by the car stopping for them, that hedgehog has two other species actively working to help it stay alive for no gain of their own.
Reminds me of that professor who said the beginning of civilization was when someone took care of another. The broken thigh bone thing.
“Helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts. We are at our best when we serve others.” - Margaret Mead
What surprises me is that compassion has to come from somewhere. People empathize because theyve been there and can feel similarly
The compassion the crow has, probably came from his own past trauma. Maybe another family member bird got hit by a car and was witness. Ultimately, the crow knows that if it stays in the road it will get crushed and die.
And while that was a learned experience, they can be taught by their parents, threats to maintain awareness for. Crows can indeed teach their young things that then will then teach their young and on and on. Video here
The crow knows to fear death. They know death is final and therefore have a certain self awareness that other animals don’t. What other animal can we say actively comprehends death?!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @ask-beacons-finest
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Weiss’s O face
