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Hi Goldn!
Just wanted to say I'm a big fan of your videos, and that thanks to ultra retrospective in particular, I started my own (semi)chronological watch through of the ultra series at the start of this year :]
(Currently I'm at the end of Cosmos... It is decidedly Not Alright. Both worried for you and excited for when you eventually cover it.)
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Graphic from roguepred.tripod.com, 2002.
Hard to overstate how much American Godzilla fans was clamoring for Anguirus to return when I first got into fandom at the tail end of the Millennium series. His last film appearance at the time was Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974), having been shut out of the Heisei era as the 1990s codified Toho's Big Five kaiju. Nobody had heard about the Anguirus Hound from various early versions of Godzilla vs. Destoroyah yet, but they sure knew how close he came to starring in GMK. Godzilla Final Wars, for all its controversies, finally brought him back to an outpouring of joy. But though he's made plenty of appearances in the current abundant era of Godzilla media, he's yet to have a substantial role in a Reiwa or Monsterverse film. Maybe it's time to resurrect the Movement.
The Movement is here, and it's taken the form of "Anguirus is in Godzilla Minus Zero and has developed gravity-manipulation powers." Perfection.
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aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
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fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
As if all the nonsense with the TSA was making air travel bad enough, now we've got Giant Monster Shikitaris gumming up the works!
@charlesoberonn made a really, really good post that I stole to make... this
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