yanited39

jarcus shitposter in 2026✌️🥀 parasocial relationship with ex united players https://yanited39.carrd.co

[jadonsgf]

this is MY FAMILY

[jadonsgf]

now that’s over we need to kill the premier league for stealing bruno’s assist from him

[yanited39]

just as depressed as at 14 but at least united can actually play now #lookonthebrightside

[annimalthemuppet]

[fetisov]

I love RPF because I don’t wanna fuck that guy but i need SOMEONE to do it

[yanited39]

at 14 you must choose a footballer to emotionally attach yourself to

[depressedmanunitedfan]

starting ugarte and dorgu against an aston villa side that have won all 9 of their last games

[yanited39]

if you ever think youre being too dramatic i shed literal tears when mctominay left

[yanited39]

no happy birthday from marcus its so over💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 fuck off

[yanited39]

can we collectively aggree to post more jarcus some of us still havent moved on💔💔

[yanited39]

happy birthday to this stupid gay boy i hate<33 here are some of my fav pics

[picunha]

a kiss for a penalty save

[yanited39]

YES BRING BACK KISSING ON THE PITCH!!!!

[rookieluck]

major pillar of sports viewing is my team sucks in a devine and biblical way and everyone else’s team just sucks because they’re bad at their jobs

[picunha]

[infinityshigh]

i only love you when i win → thesis statement of every good sports rpf dynamic

[marcusrashforddefender]

lmao they really fooled us with a 5-game unbeaten run now they’re back to their usual shithousery

[yanited39]