[yaoibrained]

everyone should get on lexapro. makes you get off tumblr and buy a house.

[aloyhh]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[214-deadboy-deactivated20250501]

you're in her DMs i'm eating her dog's pain pills

[francisforever2014]

it must feel good as fuck to be a man and say i wish you were a girl to another man

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

me: boy oh boy I wish I had somewhere to study the nearly complete skeleton of a columbian mammoth 🤔

the esteemed la brea tar pits:

[hona-hona]

guess what 5-year old brain worm i reactivated by going to see csm reze arc

[francisforever2014]

how it feels to have near perfect memory of seasons and seasons of multiple different network tv shows seared into my brain instead of anything useful

[puphoods]

oh no sadomasochism for me thanks i just wanted to be in this sex dungeon with you

[goalplz]

get into watching sports if you like going to sleep pissed off

[jeffament]

im zen im literally so mindful and zen

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

I see we’re all doing well,

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]

[swedishjazz]

[kimquatz]

the wisened fujoshi knows better that they would never want their ship to become canon. canon can never compete with whatever is going on in the fujoshi's mindscape

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[segamascott]