yaps, jabs, and laughs

hee hee goofy times

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

listening to the umbrella academy soundtrack and getting jumpscared by two christmas songs and baby shark

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

it's honestly really sad how many students, whether they be middle school, high school, or above, are using chat gpt on school work. and it's not entirely their fault either: many of them have extra-curricular stuff, or far too much homework to handle. it's just sad that it seems ai is the only way to loosen that burden.

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

what if the candy man can't? is he no longer a candy man? is he even a man?

[i-am-a-fish]

would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

i'd join yours with an equally spooky swamp :)

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

dangit, the thoughts got out again!

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

missing airpods

lost my airpods, 5% sure i flushed them

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

i go through phases of reading no books to plowing through one in a day, please send help

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

i need a distraction for approximately the next four years. if anyone has tips, please tell me!

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

sally sells sea shells by the sea shore

sally shells secret souls by the sea source

souls scream "sally, by the sea shore!"

sally stoically stands, silently suprised

sally sees her stunt's significance

she secretly savors sadist sadness

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

proud to say i've graduated from pinterest tumblr girlie to tumblr girlie who's still on pinterest!

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

you know what i love? just posting for goofs. posting just for yourself. sure, it's nice if people see it, but i think it's very important to not just post things for other people.

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

hey. hey you. yes you, reading this. keep reading. yup. just like that. no, don't stop reading. keep going. if you don't i'll... i'll... uh... umm... you know what, stop reading. come back later!

hey... uh... this isn't ready yet? i told you to leave! very rude of you. in fact, please pay a fee of $2000. yes.

ENTER PAYMENT:

oh... wow. you actually paid the fee? wait a second... this is just 2000 soda tabs! thank you, but this isn't what i wanted. so... leave?

okay buddy, last warning. if you don't leave now, i'm gonna place a powerful curse on you!

okay, you asked for this. you're now manually breathing. think about how much you're breathing. ever notice that? did you? also, are you blinking? ever notice how your body feels? the sensation of bones? your bones are wet. you're manually breathing.

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

ever wondered how to find the secret to happiness? it's easy! all you have to do is purchase The Secret to Happiness Bundle, which is currently on sale for $10.99 (plus a delivery fee of $4000, an arm and a leg, your hopes and dreams, and your entire life and soul)! Buy Now!

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

fun fact! if you chop up five golf balls, steam them in the blood of billionaires, then add sixty bunny erasers, you can summon the legendary warrior, Larry: Bringer of Peace

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

cool beans? no. lukewarm beans. warm beans. piles and piles of freezing beans. oodles of burnt, boiling beans.

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

he’s just a silly lil guy! just a little goober! he’s mentally stable! for sure!

[yapsjabsandlaughs]

jam

does jam look to jelly in envy? does jam long to be with peanut butter, yet is constantly pushed aside? why must the "j" in "pb&j" always be jelly? must jam be forgotten?