Yard Logistics Workers

YLW Team, also known as Yard Logistics Workers. We believe in Color Theory and know that we are the best in team-based combat over Gravel. (RP/Parody Account)

[yardlogisticsworkers]

Well guys, we're here now. After three hours of convincing our Engineer to watch the blog with Pyro. It's done.

If you've got questions, come ask us and we'll answer to the best of our abilities.

[yardlogisticsworkers]

Dear YLW team,

Why is your color so terrible? How about switching to a different one, like a derivative of green? Lime? Sage? Aquamarine? Just spitballing ideas here. Point is, yellow sucks.

Yours,

A Concerned Citizen

Good morning, afternoon or evening, Concerned Citizen! We're very happy to hear from the community about worries, regardless of what they may be about. It's very important, to me at least, to maintain a positive relationship with the residents of neighboring towns! As proponents of Color Theory, we at the YLW Team find it important that we inform and educate the public on the simple fact that the color Green, is a result of mixing Yellow and Blue, and thus, cannot exist without Yellow. It is in rare circumstance with paint that Green can be made without Yellow directly, but those instances still use a color with a Yellow bias, such as orange or sienna. Isn't learning about Color Theory and paint fun? Aside from Color Theory, Yellow is delightful! It's hard not to find yourself with a sunny disposition in a team with such a vibrant and lively color serving as its acronym's pronunciation. I do find it, concerning, that you have such sour views on our wonderful color and suggest variants of Green for our team. Think about it, it sounds like a computer having a meltdown "GRN" eugh. Anyways, I do hope I've given you a satisfactory answer, and that you have a positively wonderful day!

Sincerely, Creechur, YLW Team's Pyro

[globalradionetwork]

Out of all of you, who's gotten the most kills recently?

We aren't legally obligated to answer that question. Thanks anyway! YLW is untrustworthy so I wouldn't ask them anyways.

[yardlogisticsworkers]

It's us, regardless of which of their number is gettin' us back in kind. We're beatin' the tar outta them so bad you'd be forgiven for thinkin' we were fightin' over oil.

[yardlogisticsworkers]

Fuck you

- brick "anon"

A brick?? I mean, ain't the weirdest thing we've had to deal with, but still. - Engineer

[iloketf2]

Hot damnit, throw it at Scout for me! Idc what team but preferably your's

[yardlogisticsworkers]

That can be arranged! - Engineer

If I knew this would end with more visits to the sick bay I would have had.. Other opinions on the matter. Do attempt to keep yourselves in one piece and preferably not concussed. - Medic

[yardlogisticsworkers]

Fuck you

- brick "anon"

A brick?? I mean, ain't the weirdest thing we've had to deal with, but still. - Engineer