heroforhobby :
“I see. So did you get bitten by a mutated spider-butterfly? Can you fly and shoot webs?”
Now that he thought about it– he’d never actually heard about someone getting their powers via a bite. But he didn’t doubt it was possible.
“Adam Sandler? Yeah but it’s still a circle shape. Mine is a small circle shape. If everyone else was bald they’d either be a big circle, a small circle or a medium circle shape.–…… Uhh…… Thanks for the last one too. But that’s just what happens when you’re bald.”
“...You mean all that hypothetically, right? ...Are you asking if I’m literally Spider woman? I wouldn’t tell if I was, y’know. Secret identity and stuff. How can you be a hero without a secret identity?”
What was this guy? Some sort of weird comic enthusiast? ...Or maybe some pervert with a weird super hero fetish? ...Yuck.
“More oval. I think yours is...like an oval with a point. His is just a long oval. ...Really? You don’t shine it?”







