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i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

crustyclarinet

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

onion-souls

expcake

obsessed with this video where a toilet and various other appliances are swinging around and some guy keeps moaning and saying “oh no toilet” and it sounds like i’m watching porn up until the toilet collides with the appliance and the guy just goes “ohhhh oh no toilet”

expcake

ohh ohhhhh oh no toilet ouhhh oh nooooo toilet aaahhh oh no toilet

innerchildabortionclinic

cherubg1rl

deerwife

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

esculent-macabre-deactivated201

evangelionreference

i can’t stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, “siri, call christian christianson” and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, “what the hell do you want” and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, “kids, am i right” then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, “siri, call christian christianson” and we reminisce about brian and his truck.

mishmash-webster

just had an amazing sleep paralysis experience wherein i looked above my bed and there was a green prompt box thing that said “reveal ghost” and of course my dumbass clicked on it and scary eyes slowly faded in as i tried to squirm around in fear and couldnt move like. man thats stupid you deserve whatever happens to you at that point

spiralstaircased

Fan art is low art unless it's really good then it's medium art and if you change the names and the designs enough and make it your own it becomes upper medium art and if you abandon the storytelling mediums entirely to do concept pieces for galleries that's high art and if you get tired of that and start selling prints of adult swim characters smoking weed that's really high art. I don't know if you can ascend further from there