Number One Post Perceiver

[toskarin]

bumped into a miscellaneous bloke on accident and he apologised but the poor cunt was 210cm (give or take) tall and I had some sort of malfunction and instead of sorry I apologetically said "tall man"

[toskarin]

he looked so confused and I hadn't even registered what I'd said wrong, so I was just looking at him with the blank, telltale stare of someone waiting for a response and then when it became apparent the conversation was over (had not occurred) I walked away like a stupid gnome

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[locumix]

Artist: raneblu

[targetedknowledge]

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[prokopetz]

I've regularly done stuff that warrants adjectives like "daft" and "senseless", but some day I hope to rise as high as "harebrained" – or even, in my most fanciful flights of ambition, "preposterous".

[antigoneprogone]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

[jdawg696911]

Captain Picard tries out his new trampoline on the bridge

[seraphinial]

[goomyloid]

sopping wet cats

[goomyloid]

to those not here with us today

[markrosewater]

Could we get a planeswalker battle?

There’s a frame designer twitching right now and they don’t know why.

This two would be hard to combine. Yes, I get they are both attackable in a similar way, but they use two different things to track it.

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[doreenchartreuse]

susie’s no liar, noelle.

[lumsel]

The prophecy told us how the great dragon would return in a thousand years to usher in a perfect immortal age.

This was 998 years ago.

I am a fisher. I snatch them from the river, clean them, cook them for my clan to eat. I know which spices go with which fish, which cuts are most flavourful, what to feed each of my clanmates to best bring joy to their lips.

I watch the stars and wonder late at night. When we lack for hunger, will we still feast?

[prokopetz]

It's always fun when an author claims their work contains no politics, because either they're blatantly lying, or they genuinely think they're telling the truth and you get a lot of insight into what assertions about human nature they regard as so obviously and self-evidently true as to lie outside the political sphere.

[robogrind]

december diagram

[hateusandseeifwemind]