Full time scout master. Troop 55.

Certified hoarder.

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

and they were roommates

[henologist]

[flmblr]

diablo cody deserved an oscar for this screenplay

[frankocean]

I had the time of my life making all of this. thank you all. especially those of you who never let me forget I had to finish. which is basically every one of ya’ll. haha. love you.

[taco-bell-rey]

All that Miranda Cosgrove has been doing for the past 4 years is just staying in her lane, getting an education and spending that iCarly money 

[lgbtcinema]

MOONLIGHT (2016) dir Barry Jenkins - The tender, heartbreaking story of a young man’s struggle to find himself, told across three defining chapters in his life as he experiences the ecstasy, pain, and beauty of falling in love, while grappling with his own sexuality.

[negrohorror-deactivated20200704]

i hope y'all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together

[poetdameron]

I want you. I need you. I love you. I miss you.– Like Crazy, dir. Drake Doremus, 2011.

[dogvines]

[y0ungkilla]

BABY

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

[just-for-grins]

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

[pugsarelub]

Do you love Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary? Do you shop on Amazon?

If you enjoy the heartwarming photos of happy, healthy elderly pups at Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary, there is a really special way for you to support this non-profit group’s continued care for elderly dogs. And it’s extremely simple.

All you have to do is shop on Amazon through this special link.

That’s it.

By using this link to access Amazon, whenever you make a purchase, eight percent (8%) of your purchase goes toward the Sanctuary at no additional cost to you. The process is completely transparent on the customer’s end–you’ll see no price hikes, additional taxes, or anything different about your experience other than a longer URL in your address bar. Amazon simply takes 8% of the funds they receive from your purchase and gives it to the Sanctuary as a donation.

This is a simple, easy, no-additional-cost way for you to shop Amazon as you normally do, but also give back to the Sanctuary and help keep the old pups healthy, happy, and safe. They are non-profit and run entirely through donations, so they could use our help.

I recommend that you replace any bookmark for Amazon with their special link instead, or make a bookmark with that link, so that you will shop through it by default.

This is easy. Beyond making sure you use the link, it requires no additional action on your end.

Lend a paw and help our Old Friends out!

[lostbetweenthenotes]

Amazon donates .5%, not 8%. (And for “eligible purchases” whatever that means.)

[pugsarelub]

Not true! Only the Amazon Smile program donates 0.5%, but this is not Amazon Smile. The Old Friends’s Facebook page notes this in their post  and the comments!

So just to clarify, they do indeed receive 8%! Thank you!

[angryinkeddrunk]

BOOST

[snorlaxatives]

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life

[awwww-cute]

[steviemcfly]

Just read that the US stock market is about to collapse tomorrow because of the Brexit. All of our markets are about to drop 4-5% in the morning according to current predictions. That’s not far below the early days of the 2008 collapse. And that’s going to somehow be blamed on Obama, which is not good for the Democrats in November. The UK’s fascists kind of just fucked over the entire world.

[dorothyparkerwashere]

No. It managed to fuck over the US. Shockingly, the U.S and Europe are not the whole fucking world. The rest of us exist and we are much larger than the US and UK combined. We’ll be fine. Let’s not act as if y'all are a superpower that can effect us anymore. You’re not.

[steviemcfly]

The US is 24.6% of the global economy. The EU is 21.9% of the global economy (26% if the UK is included). Both are large enough trading partners with the other economic powers that trouble for us means trouble for China, which makes up 15% of the global economy, and Japan, which makes up another 6%. Between just those four nations/entities, even if no other nation is affected in any way (which is obviously impossible), it has a negative effect on 71.6% of the global economy.

So maybe take a moment to think before you speak, especially if you’re going to get self-righteous on a subject you clearly know less than nothing about.

[cleopatronising]

Lizzie McGuire and Isabella publicly humiliating Paulo and going on to perform What Dreams Are Made Of is the single most important event that ever happened within the walls of The Colosseum like literally name a bigger event. You can’t