THE GOAT HERSELF

The Great Herrscher of Sentience! Second to none! Saviour of Earth! Not a scam artist!!! All of the pronouns. Goodluck! (out of character text is written like this; likes aren't "canon" ie if i like a post that doesn't mean senti saw it)

[yattaiseternal]

HEY HEY HEY!

Are you at the beach???

@marymouse4053

Hey, kid!

My esteemed business associates and I have been in Beach Town, yes. I've been a bit busy keeping the birdbrains out of trouble, though.

[marymouse4053]

Oh good.

Can you or your jinglewise help throw me into the ocean? I wanna see what it's like to swim in the deeper end and see if falling in water is as soft as everyone says it is.

[yattaiseternal]

And your parents are aware of your plans to yeet yourself into the deep end, yeah?

[marymouse4053]

Oh. Uh... no.

Should they?

[yattaiseternal]

...Yeaaah. Would hate for them to worry.

[marymouse4053]

Hey!!! I know how to swim!!! I know the jump from the bottom and tread water thinggy!!! and kick my feet!

[yattaiseternal]

Still good to keep your folks in the loop though.

[marymouse4053]

sigh fine.... I'll be right back.

[yattaiseternal]

See ya in a few!

[yattaiseternal]

HEY HEY HEY!

Are you at the beach???

@marymouse4053

Hey, kid!

My esteemed business associates and I have been in Beach Town, yes. I've been a bit busy keeping the birdbrains out of trouble, though.

[marymouse4053]

Oh good.

Can you or your jinglewise help throw me into the ocean? I wanna see what it's like to swim in the deeper end and see if falling in water is as soft as everyone says it is.

[yattaiseternal]

And your parents are aware of your plans to yeet yourself into the deep end, yeah?

[marymouse4053]

Oh. Uh... no.

Should they?

[yattaiseternal]

...Yeaaah. Would hate for them to worry.

[marymouse4053]

Hey!!! I know how to swim!!! I know the jump from the bottom and tread water thinggy!!! and kick my feet!

[yattaiseternal]

Still good to keep your folks in the loop though.

[yattaiseternal]

HEY HEY HEY!

Are you at the beach???

@marymouse4053

Hey, kid!

My esteemed business associates and I have been in Beach Town, yes. I've been a bit busy keeping the birdbrains out of trouble, though.

[marymouse4053]

Oh good.

Can you or your jinglewise help throw me into the ocean? I wanna see what it's like to swim in the deeper end and see if falling in water is as soft as everyone says it is.

[yattaiseternal]

And your parents are aware of your plans to yeet yourself into the deep end, yeah?

[marymouse4053]

Oh. Uh... no.

Should they?

[yattaiseternal]

...Yeaaah. Would hate for them to worry.

[yattaiseternal]

HEY HEY HEY!

Are you at the beach???

@marymouse4053

Hey, kid!

My esteemed business associates and I have been in Beach Town, yes. I've been a bit busy keeping the birdbrains out of trouble, though.

[marymouse4053]

Oh good.

Can you or your jinglewise help throw me into the ocean? I wanna see what it's like to swim in the deeper end and see if falling in water is as soft as everyone says it is.

[yattaiseternal]

And your parents are aware of your plans to yeet yourself into the deep end, yeah?

[yattaiseternal]

HEY HEY HEY!

Are you at the beach???

@marymouse4053

Hey, kid!

My esteemed business associates and I have been in Beach Town, yes. I've been a bit busy keeping the birdbrains out of trouble, though.

[caycayslider]

heye 3 oeople who follwoe me gues wehat?

[yattaiseternal]

What?

[yattaiseternal]

The Jingweis are unionizing and demanding I give them a vacation or else they'll all quit.

I didn't even know they were smart enough to unionize!

[yattaiseternal]

Where's somewhere cheap I can send them...

...

Oh, Beach Town! Duh.

[yattaiseternal]

The Jingweis are unionizing and demanding I give them a vacation or else they'll all quit.

I didn't even know they were smart enough to unionize!

[yattaiseternal]

Fine! No surface run after all! Procrastination wins again!

[yattaiseternal]

I have received word from Jingothy that we're running low on stock. Actually, I received word a week ago but ahem.

Another surface run it is! Just need to get the book of spells...

[yattaiseternal]

Aha! There it is. Now...

Ą̴͖̩̻͎͎̟̞̖̫͍̳̠̤̰̐̾̃͝ͅb̸̨̼͈̱͙͉̮̲̟̖͔̯̘̩̋̃̊͛̽́͝͝r̵̳̼̮͚̼̫͔͇̆͑̐̐͂̆͛ͅą̷̫͇̗͙͇͇͙̜̭͙̦̜͉̳̥̩̀̈́͗̚̚ ̷̧̛͓̤̘̟̝̞̜̖̙̟͍͇̦̯͚͙́̍͐̽́̈́̋͑̓̕͘͜͝͝ͅC̴͓̍͂͊ą̷̢̢̲̖͙̟̼̗̮̣͚̦̭̝̮̎͗̾̊̄̽̾͆͆̆̍͋͘͜ḍ̴̹͚̞͉̰̰͙̻̰̻̠̙͓́͒̿͒͗̂́̂̒̌͆̈́͐̄̚ä̷̡̬̯̼͚͖͙̪͇̲̖̙̣̪̞̪̩́̆͆̅̅̈́̽̀̑̓͝ͅͅb̴̤̤͈͇͒̀̈́͊̑̀͘r̵̢̻̤̪̝̬͓͉̯̻̝̬͊̏͊̈́̿̏̽͗͐a̸̙͙͓̝̲̯̹̹̙͖͎͋̆̾̽̾̀̅̈́͐̅̉͒̚͝͠͠,̷̧̱̤̻͈̙̼̙͕̹͓̬̤͙̲̦͇̩̅͆̓̔̽̂̀͗̔̂͊̌͂̎̅̔͊̀͘͝ ̴̡̢̝̬̙̪̫͕͉̣̘͈̗̭͍̤̘͔̪̇͒̉̑̈͒̈́̄̏̏͠ù̸̡̨̨͖̦̜͈͕͖͓̹͇̟̣̈́͜s̵̢̬͎̻̲̄̓̎̒́͆̌͜ë̵̢̬̼́͗̾̾̇͊̒͊͛̈̌͜͠ ̶̧͈̙͈̤͓̝͈̙̠͕̫̓̄͗́͒́̈́̃̔̾̐̍̌̔́͊̀̚̕͝ͅt̸̡̛͙̬̩̫͖͔̦̏̊̋̏̈́͌͊́̕͘͝ę̸̛͇̜̝̘̥͕͎͈͉̼͒̀̈̔̆͛̉́͊͐͆̀̐͌́̚͘͜͠͠ͅl̴̮̯̝͕̰̔̋̐̔̾͛̑̿͗̌͂̍̏̓͐͝ė̵̡̛̖̥̠͕̣̗͓̘͈͈͇̤̝̹͎̀̊̎͌̒̃̎̈̽́͌̓͂͘͠͠ͅp̴̧̰̩̞̱̼̘͉̳͇̤͖̔̍͋̃̀̎͑̋͆̚ö̶̧͎͙̥̲̈́̓͒̌ͅŗ̶̛̟͙͇̲̿̆̃̇̑͆̈́̐̅̓͊͂͗͝͝t!

Fwoosh!

Easy as—

...

Why in Hell am I still in the shop?!

[yattaiseternal]

I have received word from Jingothy that we're running low on stock. Actually, I received word a week ago but ahem.

Another surface run it is! Just need to get the book of spells...

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Robot star has been hovering in the gas station for 10 minutes. Freaking the cat out. Does anyone know about this?

-Oz

[yattaiseternal]

Kill it with fire!

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Not sure I have to. It started smoldering right after I said that and it just collapsed on the shop floor. The store doesn't like them. I don't think they work here.

-Oz

[yattaiseternal]

Oh. Convenient.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Robot star has been hovering in the gas station for 10 minutes. Freaking the cat out. Does anyone know about this?

-Oz

[yattaiseternal]

Kill it with fire!

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[yattaiseternal]

Gonna do a surface run soon since supplies are low. If I remember!

[yattaiseternal]

Forgor

[yattaiseternal]

Okay, THIS weekend!

[yattaiseternal]

Got enough to last a while. So I don't have to remember!

[lola-nova-scp]

May I ask what entrance your using to get in and out of superhell?

[yattaiseternal]

I just teleport.

[yattaiseternal]

Gonna do a surface run soon since supplies are low. If I remember!

[yattaiseternal]

Forgor

[yattaiseternal]

Okay, THIS weekend!

[yattaiseternal]

Got enough to last a while. So I don't have to remember!

[yattaiseternal]

Gonna do a surface run soon since supplies are low. If I remember!

[yattaiseternal]

Forgor

[yattaiseternal]

Okay, THIS weekend!