Yautja Life

This is a blog dedicated to life as a Yautja and the education of those wishing to learn more about Yautja. There will also be posts related to the Hunt and the prey

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Eric Bowman ‘90

[yautjalife]

Do you guys interested in hunting a minor species of human, called Ghoul(since they look like human and have human emotion). These species crave for human flesh and have hunting organ which unique for each individual. Not to mention, they are liked 4-7 times stronger than average human.

Yes. The idea of diving into a pack of feral ghouls gets the thwei flowing

[yautjalife]

So do Yautja like jokes?

Some do some don't. Tell me one, lets test humor

[yautjalife]

Tough crowd...however I do think a yautja will appreciate my submissive nature, treating him like the god he is.

Who doesn’t enjoy being treated like a god?

[yautjalife]

Ah so Jana would be found drained and hanging like the slaughtered prey she is. What is it the predator would be taking away with him, then? (I am off course thinking of how that gang elder was killed in the second movie. Lol)

We take the trophy of course.

[yautjalife]

Oh? I thought it was a matter of pride to take the trophy but leave everything behind as proof of what happened. What would a passerby (rare in the jungle but you never know) think had happened upon seeing Janas grisly remains? The Leopard skin bikini would be the indicating detail, I think, of who this was.

Oh sure, we’ll leave the body, but not before hanging it up to dry and drain of blood. Leaving it as is would let the body rot and not be very respectful to the prey. So we hang it upside down like you would any hunted meat. Thus the meat is viable to be eaten and absorbed into the flesh of others.Not sure what they would think, “Maybe a tiger around here has a hankering for skulls and brains”

[yautjalife]

Ah so by the act of ripping her spine out you also take her head off, whole? And her limp body crumbles to the ground, headless?

Indeed. The body would be dealt with of course also to ensure that it doesn’t rot.

[yautjalife]

Take the spine and skull of the girl in one action? How does that work? Sounds messy, and like it would leave her beautiful body and face in ruin.

The write-blades go in at the neck severing the attached skin. Most bones attached to the vertebrae are actually quite loosely connected, so you just place the blades under the chin of the skull and lift. The body usually comes up at first, but then the connective tissues fail and the body falls while the head remains ascended.

[yautjalife]

A quick death to a fallen warrior. A shame to ruin such a perfect chest however. Jana is slain, mercifully. What is the next step?

For one such as her, I'd take the spine and skull out in one pull thrusting upwards. A glorious roar to the heavens to celebrate my victory and the former life of Jana. Then I would move to a secluded location to clean my prize.

[yautjalife]

Let's go with the more traditional route. As she kneels in defeat what is the first step of a trophy being acquired?

A quick death. Usually blades in through the chest to stop the heart. Systemic shock ensures that the prey will feel little to no pain.

[yautjalife]

Oh of course! As would many of us. She's a beautiful, strong woman. But alas, she is defeated but still alive. What is the yautja way when dealing with a fallen challenger, even one so beautiful as Jana?

That’s really a matter of personal preference and is very situational as well. Some might just slay her outright, take the trophy they’ve earned. I have a liking for the female ooman body, so I could be swayed towards other inclinations.

[yautjalife]

Look up "jungle girl jana" on Google image search. She's a warrior, has killed many men in her time, is quiet, beautiful, and deadly. With a spear in her hand, and on her own turf, she'd give the Predator a run for his money. But of course, at the end of the day she simply is no match. Can you see the two of them fighting? She would certainly be worthwhile for him to challenge himself with.

Indeed, she could give any blooded a run for his money, maybe even defeat one. I would do more than just fight with her...

[yautjalife]

But why, if she gave him a good fight and was simply too exhausted and wounded to stand on her own two feet, thus explaining the kneeling?

You misunderstand. I was saying a submissive female who hadn't given a good fight gets to be a pet at best. One who fights well would be worthy of more

[yautjalife]

Tut tut, surely he wouldn't want a subdued human female for such things. She's just an animal with a trophy he wants. What does he do to the poor girl?

Tcheh, wouldn't went her as a trophy. Just for fun and amusement. Recreational activities.

[yautjalife]

I'm submissive ooman female...I would like to find a dominant yautja that would enjoy that. I know that they prefer strong females but the thought of being controlled by a yautja has always been my fantasy. Would a yautja be interested in an ooman female like that?

Like most species, we occasionally keep pets

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Commission I made for @ninjakasuga of their character Disc! So much fun to work on a space pirate Yautja! Plenty of commission slots are still open!

(Please do not delete artist’s comment and/or repost)

[yautjalife]

Why, both of course! Let's see, she kneels before you in completely submission, does she know what's coming?

She must prove her talent if she wishes to live...