You may call me Red

flailing about like that wet eagle that couldn't fish

[readingreddingread]

Hi, there I used to lurk on this site (and Ao3) without an account for about a decade, interaction wise I have no idea what I'm doing beyond reblogging art is better for the art than just Liking because it's like a free showing in a gallery instead saying hey that's cool. I have a disability that affects my ability to compose words; meaning what original stuff I post will be sporadic af, inconsistent in quality and content. The chance of me writing fanfic is slim and unlikely to be more than drabble length at most or bullet fiction at worst. The most you're going to get out of me is meta thoughts and fic ideas because I read fast, have a puzzle brain that likes dissecting media and for years that's all the enrichment we've had in the enclosure. Some of those fic ideas will be smut.

What I'm most likely to OP and/or reblog: -Inuyasha -Tolkien; Silmarillion and the Lord of the Rings trilogy -Peter Jackson's LotR film trilogy -A Song of Ice and Fire book series -House of the Dragon -GOT necropsy or fix-it fic stuff -Star Wars prequel and Clone Wars -Highlander the tv show and the film -Avatar: The Last Airbender -DC mostly Batman & Co but Justice League, Kon-El occasionally -The wholly fan built DC & Danny crossover thing -Music that's been rattling around my brain -Any art that takes my fancy -Random thoughts I'll try to tag the smut, snakes, spiders, bugs and gore content but there's always a chance I'll forget something as this place is my escape hatch from real life stress and sometimes the stress be stressing reducing my functionality. Speaking of I'm not here to ride the disk horse, if you're spoiling for a fight I am not the one. Don't like don't read, blocklist, learn to use the back button I'm not your mommy, your daddy, your auntie, or your priest. If you saw Goody Proctor at the Devil's Sacrament that's none of my business. I suggest spending that energy packing boxes at a food bank or something constructive in the real world.

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[readingreddingread]

The only permanence in the world is impermanence

[readingreddingread]

The crumbs from the cake of joy

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[readingreddingread]

Hey so this free to any Dunk/Lyonel shipper who can write smut with any clarity

Making out and grinding in the rain instead of heading inside because they're just that into the moment Not slowing down only when they were both panting and breathless do they make the effort to seek shelter This could be anywhere in the Stormlands really but I think it would be hotter if they did that at Storm's End somewhere up high no one and nothing but the wall and the sky beside themselves make Dunk comes his pants or the second they're under an awning or something Lyonel is on him freeing that big beautiful cock he's been hungering for and at it like a hungry snake on particularly pump mouse on hot day

[intriga-hounds]

INSOLENT BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROPE BE UPON YE

[fairy-space]

Rainbow mo

[chassdraws]

Hi I paint your cat wet hands style

[nonconfy]

Princess Nymeria of Ny Sar

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Women’s cloth boots with phoenixes, peonies and lotuses | Kangxi period, 1662 - 1722 (x)

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[orbitalmirror]

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[blumineck]

The Royal Armouries let me play about in their armour!

(This was a set from someone similar in size to me, but it wasn’t exactly correct in all dimensions. Real knights often wore armour that was made to measure, which would allow for a slightly better range of motion. However, for a video game or film character that has looted armour, then something that fits as well as this would be a best case scenario, so it still tells us a fair bit!)

[wolverina2002]

I did NOT expect the full plate pole dancing and I should be ashamed of myself.

[waterfaerie]

Carousel Dogs by Tim Racer

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

[readingreddingread]

As much as I fear and loath snow bask heat in like some type of reptile I do not think it wise have elderly people retire in modern style constructed house or facility in a desert or anywhere hot really because the second the power goes or has a hiccup is when the hyperthemia clock starts tick-tick-ticking away Oh sure generators exist but those are not without flaw or the potential for grave user errors to occur

No, if you're going to stash old people in a desert I think the houses should model historical construction of the area as much as possible

[readingreddingread]

Swinging one these things around while the lines "I am no mother I am no bride I am king I need my golden crown of sorrow, my bloody sword to swing" bounce around in your noggin is an E x p e r i e n c e