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Con // he/him // 21 // mlm yea i know this series is bad i have bad taste 💕

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Toono (after joining the club): I don’t know if I’m ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

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Kashima: How are you today?

Toono: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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Toono: I hardly slept last night.

Shikatani: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.

Toono: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?

Yaguchi: [gay panic]

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Akemi: Is that a hickey?

Toono: No, it’s a mosquito bite!

Kashima: *walks in* Hey, guys!

Akemi: Hey, mosquito.

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Kashima: I like your new pants!

Toono: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Kashima (shyly): I’d like them better if they were 100% off…

Toono: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Kashima: That’s…not what I meant.

Toono: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kashima.

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Tamura: Thank you all for coming.

Shikatani: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.

Tamura: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the 'Fuck Tamura Task Force'.

Toono: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.

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Fujisaki: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night...

Itome: You were flirting with Yuri. 

Fujisaki: So what? He's my partner. 

Itome: You asked him if he was single. 

Fujisaki: 

Itome: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

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Shikatani: I told Toono his ears flush when he lies.

Kashima: Why?

Shikatani: Look.

Shikatani: Hey, Toono! Do you love us?

Toono, covering his ears: No!

Kashima:

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Akemi: We need a distraction.

Toono: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Yuri: My time has come~

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Tamura: Jail is no fun, I’ll tell you that.

Yaguchi: You’ve been?

Tamura: Once...in Monopoly.

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Toono: Dude-

Yaguchi: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Yaguchi: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago, and now you're calling me dude??

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Tamura: Hi—

Yaguchi: Leave before there’s a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

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Yaguchi: I feel like doing something stupid.

Tamura: I’m stupid, do me.

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Toono: But seriously, what is the real plan here that doesn't involve fucking around? 

Akemi: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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Akemi: *answers phone* Hello? 

Tamura: It's Tamura. 

Akemi: What did he do this time? 

Tamura: No, it's me, Akemi. It's actually me. 

Akemi: What did you do this time?

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Kashima: We both look very handsome tonight. 

Toono: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." 

Kashima: I couldn't take that chance.

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Tamura: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.

Yuri: Rock!

Tamura: Paper.