shut up ydris

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[galloperthompson]

Epona was really just forgotten about huh

[ydrisdove]

long time no see everyone! i got back in the SS groove and here we are.

bought the new horse that came out today! her name is Crownwillow, though i actually misclicked because i meant to name her Crystalwillow… too many starcoins to change the name, so oh well.

she has a super cool animation and her turning animation is cute.. loving the new bridle as well

featuring: valentina going ham on the dancefloor, much to her cat’s dismay. and height comparison with ydris. because its not a ydrisdove post without ydris.

[ydrisdove]

5 years ago I proudly posted one of the most atrociously ugly dogshit outfit and tack combos ever known to man

this was my first post on this blog I think (or at least one of the first few) and it kinda always kills me whenever I see it

[dorianwolfforest]

girl.....

[ydrisdove]

i forgot that a couple weeks ago i thought it'd be fun to dress like a safari guide on my zebra horse

[ydrisdove]

silent hill: horses

[piosplayhouse]

Ssotubers when they haven't made their monthly "STAR STABLE IS DYING! EVERYONE PANIC" video filled with days old disproven misinformation for views yet

[piosplayhouse]

Trying to think of the funniest otp to do top/bottom discourse with and it's unfortunately the gay horses from star stable who are in a forbidden jock x nerd Romeo and Juliet esque relationship where they never actually talk to each other and exclusively communicate via squirrel mail

[ydrisdove]

happy 20th to me… I’m now the same age as I am valentinas level in star stable

[ydrisdove]

happy 21st to me this post is now a year old

[ydrisdove]

22 now

it happened again

[ydrisdove]

23….

[strangestable]

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[strangestable]

Another legend taken from us too soon...

[sadie-wolfdawn]

not sso positive, not sso negative, but a secret third thing (adult w a job)

[ydrisdove]

Im most likely never gonna finish and digitalize these so. Enjoy these sketches I did of Valentina and basalt, Valentina’s humanoid pandorian form, and valentinas pandorian creature form

I think a lot of my new followers don’t know that in my Valentina Lore™️ she’s actually from pandoria

[ydrisdove]

best friend and i just did a literal 4 hours of grinding to get the materials for the raven because we didn’t know it was a thing until. well. 4 hours ago. this would have been easier if we’d spread it out over the course of a few weeks but we were literally racing against the wednesday update to get this raven

[wickedfang-sso]

SSOblr murder mystery party, which is your OC?

"I just can't take any more surprises" *almost gets hit by falling chandelier*

*realizes their hands are covered in blood* "I didn't do it!!!"

*casually shoots the door to 'unlock' it* "Come out, the door is open!" :D

*too busy being dramatic to actually solve anything*

"I'M NOT SHOUTING!" … "Alright I'm shouting!"

*cracking jokes the entire time*

"If I was the killer, I'd kill YOU next" … "I-I said if, IF!" 😅

"Here, fall into my arms!" *fails to catch fainting person*

*was the fainting person*

*bumps into object* "Don't you touch me!" *starts hitting said object*

*thinks they've killed someone, but in fact has not*

Voting ended onApr 23, 2024

Reblog for bigger sample size; what would your OC do? 👀

[strangestable]

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[ydrisdove]

happy 20th to me… I’m now the same age as I am valentinas level in star stable

[ydrisdove]

happy 21st to me this post is now a year old

[ydrisdove]

22 now

it happened again

[tobnuuy]

So. Star Stable's Spotify header.

I saw this on a little trip to SSO's Spotify page to see if they'd released any music without announcing it again and went hm. This looks kind of weird. I sure hope they haven't stooped so low as to use AI for their promo material. And then I looked closer.

First thing I noticed was the stirrups. Or, should I say... "stirrups".

Did they like... employ someone who doesn't know how tack works? What IS that? Also I'm only noticing this as I'm writing the post but why on earth does the boot not have proper laces or eyelets

And what the fuck are these weird straps on the saddle? And the guitar straps aren't attached to the guitar?? Actually... it can't be... but let me look at the hands. Just real quick

Uh. hm. that's not very hand. Are they fucking using AI

OH BOY.

The bit and the reins are... not properly attached to one another, just welded together. The noseband just disappears. The buckles at the top of the bridle don't really exist and the chin strap doesn't fit properly at all. The reins are double on one side, but not the other, and one or both of the reins on the far side almost look attached to the breast collar - or they're just being held a lot looser than the near side rein. Also, you need a very specific type of bit to use double reins, which is not the type of bit that's on this bridle. Or maybe the two weird straps are supposed to be a fucked up martingale, and that's why they're attached to the breast collar? But then why does the horse only have one rein? Also the martingale is attached wrong if that's what it's meant to be, see below (it's never attached directly to the bit). The breast collar is also attached to the underside of the saddle, rather than the saddle itself like it should be. The horse's front shoulder looks like it's drawn by someone who doesn't know very much about horse anatomy, or... y'know... AI.

The cart isn't fucking attached to the fucking horse. Poor guy is dragging that thing along with one singular back leg.

The keyboards all have the wrong number of black keys in the wrong places. And also those knobs do not look right. Oh, and something is DEFINITELY wrong with that drum kit.

And also just look at this fucking horse. Yeah, it's passable as a horse, but have you seen the quality of SSO's horses and horse art??? This isn't even anywhere CLOSE to that

So yeah uh, SSE used fucking AI art for their spotify banner. I feel like this is the greatest punch in the gut they could've possibly sent their laid-off artists' way. You cannot defend this.

[yasminewestbank]

western yasmine