Yea!!

There is no hope for context *~◯★✩◦・.!.・◦✩★◯~*

[yea1yea2]

With the right preparations I think lowering a cardboard box of your loved one’s corpse into the ground could be beautiful

[yea1yea2]

Everyone needs a little pocket gay. Everyone needs a pocket. Everyone needs a gay.

[yea1yea2]

Interview questions are too easy. Desired salary? One million bazillion dollar!!

[minxitsy]

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[red-twist]

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

[yea1yea2]

Imagine.. yuo chech.. yeur bankh ac..acount— and see NEGATIFE THRE BILIOM DOLLAUR

[beardedmrbean]

what does she have against fun and comfort

[yea1yea2]

I don’t thug my way through shit, I ugh my way through it

[pukicho]

How tough am I? When I was only 6 years old I fought 12 adult men and lost.

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[lmaonade]

i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

[cannibalchicken]

[neenarchive]

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

[neenarchive]

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

[dogpuppy]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

these are KILLING me

[minovskyy]

i love this website i just feel at home here you know

[depsidase]