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ANDERSSON COUSINS

- I enjoy these posts too much but remember, these are just my canon ideas. obviously people who play the andersson sisters might develop different ideas for their children. this is jus the kind of dynamic I imagine. josie’s children aren’t listed bc she gives me fun, single aunt vibes so i dont think she’d have kids in canon verse.

TALULLAH.

daughter of clara

thirty-two years old 

bisexual

pisces 

oldest of the calloway cousins 

co-owns her own size inclusive fashion brand 

sharp-tongued, keeps everyone in check, straight talking and takes no shit 

makes her own jewellery for fun 

loves being single, anti-men for the time being 

always the cousin who makes funny jibes at gatherings and bullies everyone into wearing christmas jumpers for dinner 

ELOISE. 

step-daughter of anthea

twenty-seven years old

you know who she is 

CONNOR.

son of thalia

twenty-six years old 

heterosexual 

capricorn 

thalia’s oldest son 

plays semi-professional football but also works at his dad’s company (investment and property) 

he has his head on his shoulders and is a hard-worker but also a big party boy 

was engaged when he in his early-twenties but it didn’t last, going with the flow 

very protective over all of his cousins and likes everyone to be ok 

AMBER.

daughter of anthea

twenty-six years old 

you know who she is 

RORY (LORELAI).

daughter of elli

twenty-five years old 

pansexual 

aquarius 

elli’s only child 

doing her master degree in computer science. she’s always loved coding and anything to do with computers when she was young. 

she dropped out of high school at 12 because of severe anxiety and was home-schooled by elli for the next for years 

very family-orientated, loves her mum 

it’s always been her and elli. she was an accident and knows it, even though elli never used those words :’) 

the most awkward of the cousins but loveable in her own way 

FELICITY. 

daughter of anthea

twenty-five years old 

you know who she is 

FINN (FINNLEY).

son of daphne 

twenty-four 

heterosexual 

cancer

daphne’s oldest child and only son

in his final year of university studying music and lives and breathes his band but lowkey feels like it’s not going to work out 

went on a gap year at 18 and had the time of his life, has been to a ton of countries and is really knowledgable about different cultures 

can be quite sensitive and emotional at times 

loves praise and stresses too much about being liked/pleasing people 

doesn’t have a backup plan if music doesn’t work out, it stresses him out.

SAM.

son of thalia

twenty-four years old

sagittarius 

thalia’s second oldest son 

diagnosed with ADHD from about four years old and was always labelled a “problem child” throughout his school career. he was also diagnosed with dyslexia and struggled with education. 

he left school at 16 and found work in construction and trained in both plumbing and electrics and completed an internship 

is absolutely a serial dater and always has a new girlfriend at every family event, it’s becoming a running joke 

loud but also loveable and would do anything for anyone

VIOLET.

daughter of anthea

twenty-three years old 

you know who she is 

NOAH.

son of julia

twenty-three years old 

scorpio 

bisexual 

julia’s oldest child 

very shy and reserved, tends to keep himself to himself but was always close to his mum growing up. 

he hasn’t really figured out what he wants to do with life yet but has had a scholarship at UCLA for basketball and has been doing that. he’s not sure he wants to do sports though.

struggling with his sexuality and isn’t feeling confident to tell his family yet.

laidback and very intelligent 

DEJI.

son of emery

twenty-three years old 

aries 

adopted at birth, he doesn’t know his biological family and doesn’t really want to 

pansexual 

takes after emery in the sense that he’s always looking on the bright side of things. he’s definitely best connected with tallulah. they’re both pure extroverts and the party-starters when it comes to the cousins 

studying english at university and is debating becoming a teacher 

obsessed with cars, knows everything about them 

taught himself japanese during lockdown 

he has a ton of followers on instagram and is like semi-insta famous 

MEGHAN.

daughter of thalia

twenty-one 

libra 

the older of the two twins 

an absolute drama queen, loves to be centre of attention, always working on her image and aesthetic 

dreams of being famous but has no clue how she’ll do it 

heterosexual 

super unlucky with love, she’s never really been shown a good relationship other than the one her parents have had. all of her boyfriends have treated her like crap and she internalises it 

even though she’s out there and loud, she is very insecure 

wasn’t very liked in high school - a mixture of her being “too much” but also jealousy. teenage girls hate to see confidence. 

more chilled when she’s around family. 

RONNIE.

son of thalia

twenty-one 

libra 

the younger of the two twins 

so laid back that he could be horizontal, loves surfing and works at his city’s zoo for £££. 

100% a stoner even though he’s always promising his mum that he isn’t. meghan has ratted him out a billion times for smoking. 

heterosexual 

once got involved in a jet-ski accident which caused him to have a shoulder injury, he has no feeling in the fingertips on his left hand but got off pretty easy other than that 

no fear response, is permanently throwing himself into dangerous situations 

LOVES his mum a lot and is very protective of her, even though he’s the bane of her life 

nobody actually knows how he got a job anywhere because he’s irresponsible asf. 

LACEY.

daughter of anthea 

twenty years old 

you know who she is

ZARA.

daughter of anthea

twenty years old 

you know who she is 

AUDREY.

daughter of julia

twenty years old 

taurus 

julia’s middle child 

organised, type A, perfectionist just like her mother. she strives on academic validation. 

always the top of class and is naturally good at just about everything 

has never had a boyfriend and doesn’t like to talk about it 

heterosexual 

definitely the mom friend in most situations, wise beyond her years 

loves any subject that involves hard logic and facts like science and maths, she struggles with more open concepts like philosophy, art and english. 

sometimes wishes she was more reckless like some of her cousins but can’t get herself there, it isn’t in her nature

always living in the past/wondering what if/feeling like she’s wasting time 

ALICE.

daughter of daphne and the youngest child

twenty years-old 

leo

finnley is her half-brother, they have different dad’s but are still as close as anything and have been raised to treat each other as siblings. daphne  would hate them to think having different dad’s matters. 

heterosexual 

alice is half-hispanic and has spent a lot of her young adult life learning spanish and trying to re-engage with her roots. she definitely feels more connected to her peruvian heritage before her swedish roots. she definitely thinks this comes down to looking a lot different from the other girls in her family. 

she and deji have a really good bond, especially because they’re in similar situations in their families 

inherited her mum’s love for disney films but definitely feels a bigger love for films like Moana, raya and the last dragon, mulan, brave, tangled, rather than the classics 

she dreams of becoming an animator one day 

is a bit of a trend-setter, always knows what’s going on in the world of social media and stays on top of looks. 

was in the popular group in high school but was the funny one, not the queen bee or anything. has a dry and funny sense of humour. 

FLORA.

daughter of marissa and an only child

literally suffers from only child syndrome, she’s crap at sharing and has the people skills of a black rhino 

nineteen years old 

aries

heterosexual 

she’s just started university and is into theatrical make-up. she’s obsessed with the idea of working on film sets or in grand theatres in london 

she’s marissa’s daughter in the sense that she’s unapologetically herself and a lot of people mistake their angelic/girlish looks for being weak, when in reality they often just say it as it is 

she’s a player and absolutely talks to men too old for her on tinder because she finds it hilarious 

has a good head on her shoulders, not easily manipulated 

has a bit of an attitude problem but her cousins just make fun of it/don’t take it too seriously 

the best gift giver of the lot 

plays dumb to avoid responsibility but is seriously smart 

MELANIE.

julia’s youngest daughter and the baby of this generation

nineteen years old 

asexual 

cancer

very attached to flora seeing as they’re so close in age, it’s taken/taking her a long time to truly come out of herself 

classic introvert. loves her alone time, reading, being left with her thoughts and is easily drained from too much socialising but also never wants to be left out 

there’s a lot she wants to do - travel, date, change up her look, get a cool job, make new friends - but she lacks the confidence to do it, which leads her to feeling stuck 

goes to the same university as flora but is studying fine art 

worries a lot...about everything 

is a real sweetheart, like nobody ever has any problems with her 

has an amazing intuition, even though she’s the youngest, she can read people the fastest (and 9/10 is correct about people) 

enjoys baking 

can get shy whenever she gets attention that goes further than platonic 

BIRTH ORDER USING REAL TIME. 

TALLULAH - march 1990 

ELOISE - may 1995 

CONNOR - january 1996

AMBER - february 1996 

LORELAI - january 1997

FELICITY - november 1997

SAM - december 1997

FINNLEY - june 1998 

VIOLET - september 1998 

NOAH - november 1998 

DEJI - april 1999 

MEGHAN AND RONNIE - october 2000

AUDREY - may 2001

ALICE - august 2001

LACEY AND ZARA - december 2001 

FLORA - april 2002

MELANIE - june 2002

COUSINS WHO WOULD HAVE POTENTIALLY BEEN IN SCHOOL TOGETHER.

 eloise would’ve started school the year after tallulah graduated

 connor would have been in the year below eloise

 amber would have been in the same year as connor 

lorelai would have been the year below amber & connor

 felicity would have been the year below lorelai & in the same year as sam and finnley

violet, noah and deji would have all been the same year at school and the year below felicity, sam and finnley. they would have started high school the same year eloise entered her final one. 

meghan, ronnie, audrey & alice would have all been in the year below violet, noah and deji. by the time they got to school, eloise would have graduated and connor would be in his final year.

lacey, zara, flora and melanie would all be in the same year below meghan, ronnie, audrey and alice. lorelai would’ve been in her last year of school when they got there, amber and connor would have graduated.

MOST EXTROVERTED TO INTROVERTED

tallulah

sam

flora

meghan

lacey

felicity

deji

ronnie

zara

amber

alice

violet

connor

audrey

finnley

eloise

melanie

lorelai

noah

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the andersson sisters...the original calloway sisters.

a post about anthea’s sisters and how they grew from growing up in a household where their father was absent and slowly stopped supplying on them, leaving their mother to depend on her own daughters. 

JULIA ANDERSSON (open/npc)  

sign & age: cancer, 29 years old  sexuality: bicurious lives in: london, england job: primary school teacher  fc: taylor swift

“julia is for the anxious, burn out, older child. for the one who thrives on academic validation but only until the next hurdle. for the ones who had to grow up too quickly in order to make sure everybody around them stayed comfortable. for the girls who feel selfish if they do something for themselves for once. for the nature lovers. for the girls who stay up all night long doing nothing. for the ones who get picked last. for the girls who know they deserve better and always have their headphones in. for the jo march fans. for the girls who dream about the future but can’t shake off the past.” 

>> the oldest daughter  >> she was old enough to see the breakdown of her parent’s relationship and started to step in as a second parent when their father would go MIA.  >> feels VERY responsible for all of her sisters but at the same time feels like the least appreciated daughter. she goes between wanting to make sure they shine and crying for her inner-child who never got the love she makes sure they get. she’s frustrated she isn’t able to reach her full potential. >> everything she owns, she paid for herself. teaching was never her passion but it’s a secure job with steady pay that has allowed her to provide a home for her sisters to chase their dreams in the city.  >> she’s deathly afraid of turning thirty and doesn’t feel a week over 21  >> spends a lot of time in her garden and doing photography when she gets a free moment  >> she’s slowly accepting she’s never going to do anything great or huge with her career but doesn’t want to let go of the dream. she does this by avoiding settling down. also, getting a boyfriend and starting a family makes her feel like she’s somehow betraying her sisters.  >> the definition of grew up too fast.  >> envies josie for having all of her young adult years ahead of her. 

CLARA ANDERSSON (open/npc) 

sign & age: scorpio, 28 years old  sexuality: bisexual current job: secretary for a big firm in the city  lives in: london, england fc: margot robbie 

“clara is for the girls who feel lost, the girls who worry they’re past their prime and are destined to be forever forgotten. for the girls who fear failure but are past trying. for the girls who crave emotional intensity. for the girls who are happiest when they’re alone but hate being on their own. for the girls who read as a form of escapism. for the girls who mentally correct people’s grammar. for the girls who never got over their first love and the girls who always feel average at every single thing they do. for the girls who are fluent in sarcasm but always feel mean afterwards. for the girls who never watch new shows, only rewatch their all time favourites.”

>> major daddy issues. she was always the daddy growing up, julia was the mommy’s girl. when he became less present in their house, she felt lost and like a spare part.  >> she seeks validation from people to fill the void but often ends up getting in her head about it when the relationship gets too serious.  >> forever falling short of the high standards julia seems to set in every area of life. the two of them aren’t close at all. from clara’s perspective, julia is the perfectionist who seems to have things come easy while she’s the second best, the spare part, only good to subsititute when julia isn’t around.  >> she still relies heavily on an ex-boyfriend-turned-good-friend. they parted ways because they outgrew each other but she’s still very much attached to him.  >> she has dreams of becoming an event planner. surrounding herself with people and beautiful things is the perfect distraction from her inferiority complex.  >> (tw) she absolutely has an on-going eating disorder that she’s dealing with. >> envies the leadership and responsibility of julia, she hates that her parents trust her more. 

EMERY ANDERSSON (open/npc) 

sign & age: aquarius, 27 years old sexuality: lesbian current job: bartender at a city pub, trying to break into the music industry lives in: london, england fc: phoebe bridgers 

“emery is for the hopeless romantics who are crippled by their anxiety. for the girls who love the feeling of love and choose safety and security over the ‘live fast, no regrets’ lifestyle. for the girls who go to bed with stuffed animals and read sapphic romances. for the girls who blush at text messages and go out of their way to make somebody smile each day. for the girls who daydream. for the girls who love flowers. for the girls who’ve been left out and hurt but survived. for the girls who wish on dandelions and birthday candles. for the girls happy with their own company because they finally know their worth.” 

>> she was actually the first to move to london. at the time she was 23 and online dating a girl she’d been speaking to for about four years. when she came out to her parents and they basically said they didn’t accept her, that’s when she decided sweden had nothing for her anymore.  >> she’s done a LOT of ground work to get to the level of self love she’s at right now.  >> very reluctant to interact with her sisters and distant from her family in general, which has left a sour taste in the mouths of the other 8 because they genuinely want to support her.  >> single but LOVES the thrill of dating and finding things to love about people. she’s also channelling her love into her rescue pets (two dogs and a cat).  >> growing up, she was always the fair, kind and soft-natured child. genuinely wouldn’t hurt a fly. proud hufflepuff and happy to be the mom friend. would genuinely do anything to help anybody. >> even though she loves to date, she doesn’t commit unless she’s certain the girl she’s talking to will deliver. she has the most self-love out of all of the sisters and refuses to sacrifice herself for anyone else, which can leave a sour taste in peoples mouths.  >> envies the freedom of clarissa that she never got. 

MARISSA ANDERSSON (played by me)  

birthday & age: sagittarius, 25 years old sexuality: bisexual current job: hotel receptionist  lives in: london, england - her own apartment  fc: grace van dien

“marissa is for the girls who hide their emotions because they want to look like they don’t care. for the girls who fall in love too fast and are the first ones to leave, only because they want to be pulled back. for the girls who talk to the moon, who love to dress up and feel way too much. for the girls who talk a lot or don’t talk at all with no in between. for the girls who write bad poetry and own one too many journals. for the girls who read murder mysteries and refuse to cry in front of anyone. for the girls who are always unappreciated, but carry on anyway.”

>> marissa had her nudes leaked when she was 17 as a part of revenge p*rn from an ex-boyfriend she decided to break up with and became the laughing stock of the girl’s hometown. when she moved to london, he sent them to another guy she was seeing and it all started again.  >> she’s always been the alex russo of the family. sarcastic, eye rolls, arguing with the parents but deep down she DOES care about how the others think of her and wants to be a part of everything. she has a hard time admitting it, though.  >> she’s in the habit of dating people, making them get close to her and then pushing them away. she definitely has a reputation for being a bit of a heart-breaker and kind of gets off on it until she remembers she has to go home alone.  >> probably the feistiest sister. she’ll stand up for the others without hesitation, even if it lands her in trouble...which it so often does.  >> envies the way emery seems to just attract genuine, pure love and respect from the people around her when marissa constantly feels like she’s misunderstood. 

ANTHEA ANDERSSON (played by me) 

birthday & age: 10th august, 24 years old sexuality: heterosexual  current job: fashion model lives in: london, england - her own place fc: mishel gerzing

“anthea is for the girls who are purposely over dramatic and enjoy enhancing the traits others hate about them. for the girls who aren’t afraid to take risks. the party girls. the ones who love glitter and could probably achieve world domination if they tried. the girls who create versions of people that don’t actually exist and who take pictures of everything, everywhere. for the girls who spend too much time on pinterest. girls terrified of not living life to the fullest. the girls who drink champange even when there’s no reason to celebrate. for the girls who want to spend their entire life travelling and love the idea of love, but also want to be free.”

>> the oldest of the two twins and the biggest show off. anthea is the amy march of the family; she wants the world handed to her wrapped in a glittering bow and will scream when it isn’t.  >> had no plans to move to london but when she was over visiting emery, she was scouted by elite models and her career has been elevating ever since. of course, she’s quickly become used to working in the fashion industry.  >> loves being out more than being inside by herself. >> put her sisters on the map when it comes to high society and gets them into parties. she’s known for her love affair with gerald calloway but it’s all speculation...because he has a girlfriend.  >> definitely the fun sister in many senses of the word. where julia tries to be sensible about money, anthea strongly believes it’ll be marrying rich and exploiting being young and hot that’ll help their financial situation.  >> seriously jealous of marissa and how she doesn’t feel the need to present a certain image to please people/enjoys her own company. 

THALIA ANDERSSON (open/npc)

birthday & age: leo, 24 years old current job: coffee shop barista  lives: london, england - with anthea  sexuality: bisexual fc: kathryn newton

“thalia is for the girls past their breaking point, girls trying to learn that there is more to learn. for the girls who have emotional whiplash and will die on the hill that autumn is the best month. girls who shamelessly take pictures of their shoes in fallen leaves and their name on the side of a starbucks cup. thalia is for the girls who watch movies on their laptops. for the girls who like tattoos but would never get one. for the girls who cry on their birthdays and are constantly looking for new ways to reinvent themselves out of the fear of being replaced by a newer, shinier version.” 

>> the youngest of the twins. she’s always felt like she lives in anthea’s shadow a bit because they get grouped in together, but she’s nothing like anthea and definitely not as extroverted.  >> she used to pride herself on being the smart one. anthea never did well in school but now she’s learning there’s more to life than being top of the class and is struggling to get to grips with their new life in london. >> she’s the one who will sit and wait for good things to happen and isn’t a natural go-getter like anthea. she believes patience is a virtue but gets upset when things don’t happen as quickly for her.  >> she IS in love with the idea of being loved and goes along with anthea’s “use them then lose them” mentality BUT she secretly prays that it’ll find her the person she’s meant to be with forever. she doesn’t admit that she wants the happily ever after but she so does.  >> kind of has inherited trust issues thanks to their dad.  >> a romantic. if she’s not watching a romance, she’s listening to one or reading one.  >> again, she doesn’t admit it, but she goes out of her way to impress people by changing up how she looks or keeping on top of trends. she dreads the feeling of getting “old” because she feels like there’s so much she never did which is expected of “young” people.  >> envies anthea for going out and getting what she wants, thalia’s tried but it’s just not who she is.

ELLI ANDERSSON (open/npc) 

birthday & age: gemini, 22 years old  current job: fashion intern/window stylist  lives: london, england in her own apartment...just about  sexuality: heterosexual  fc: sabrina carpenter  “elli is for the girls who give more than they get. the girls who “come on too strong”. the girls who used to bash the brush against their head when their hair didn’t look right and then throw it against the mirror in defeat. elli is for the girls afraid to become their fathers, but refuse to be their mothers. the girls who danced in their mother’s heels. elli is for the girls who push people away when they want them too much. for the girls who believed in magic a little longer than their friends and still secretly love hallmark movies. for the girls who initiate every relationship and think they have to compensate for whatever they lack physically by loving twice as hard.”

>> a mini-marissa in the sense that she’s the rebel of the family. she doesn’t know when to stop talking and her dyslexia always prevented her from doing as well as she thought she could’ve at school. she felt like teachers never gave her the time of day.  >> like her younger sister, elli was a popular girl in her hometown. the difference is, she’s a bit more unpredictable than daphne and less eager to please. despite being in the popular clique, she was always arguing with them. if someone said something that rubbed her the wrong way? she’d say so. someone flirted with her boyfriend? she’d call them out. she felt like somebody was being unfair? she’d argue about it. she seriously struggles to let things go and is always labelled confrontational but the truth is, she’s just passionate and cares.  >> has an air of false-confidence. she’ll act like she’s the shit but really she just feels like shit.  >> has a MASSIVE soft spot for disney movies. they’re her comfort place and her way to access fairytales without being so upfront about it.  >> rough around the edges, but one of the warmest and friendliest people you’ll ever meet when you give her the time of day.  >> elli envies thalia’s beauty and the way she has the tact to always say the right thing without making a mess of the situation. 

DAPHNE ANDERSSON (npc/open) (tw: SA) 

birthday & age: virgo, 20 years old  current job: creative writing student (romance stories, in particular)  lives: london, england in her university dorm but usually sleeps at marissa’s, emery’s or julia’s. sexuality: heterosexual fc: ester exposito  “daphne is for the girls who draw on their hands in class. for the girls who love the rain and wear skirts and dresses in the winter. for the girls who love la la land. for the girls who are fully in6dulged in crush culture and write little notes on foggy windows. daphne is for the girls still working it all out and living with the disappointment that their first kiss wasn’t everything the movies promised. for the girls who dance with no music and overthink every little interaction with strangers. for the girls who say “I can fix them” unironically and need a formal apology for closure.” 

>> a lot like elli, daphne was the popular girl in school but she clung to people’s approval much harder than elli ever did. she worked SO hard to make sure she was likeable, digestable, not offensive or distasteful and somehow met everybody’s needs growing up. >> she’d sit on her father’s lap and let him read her stories when the rest of the women in the house were rightfully giving him the silent treatment. she kept up ballet until she graduated from lessons to please her mother. for the longest time, she never learnt the skill of being her own person because it was easier to let them mould her and never be a disappointment.  >> her eager to please mentality came back to bite her at a young age when she had to deal with her 56 year old homeroom teacher at just 16. she wrote a very intimate university essay for her personal statement and he somehow took that as her making advances on him. she was coaxed and silenced into many meetings with him where they’d “edit” her work together and he crossed so many lines. not wanting to be inconvenient, daphne stayed quiet but was never the same again. >> she got into her dream university but had the fairytale-loving, rose-tined glasses persona ripped away from her and was more or less a shell of herself. staying in her dorm room alone would send her into panic attacks and the idea of having male tutors was enough for her to refuse leaving her room. she sleeps at her sister’s places most nights.  >> daphne has a lot of childlike qualities still and is probably the most immature out of all the girls. also, the shiest.  >> she envies elli’s courage to never change who she is even when it disappints other people. 

JOSEPHINE ‘JOSIE’ ANDERSSON  (npc/open)

age: 18 years old, pisces current job: music journalism for a small, independent magazine   lives: london, england with julia sexuality: bisexual   fc: renee rapp “josephine is for the girls blast music in their car with the windows down. for the girls raised in small towns. for the girls who always like the original better than the sequel and have never had their first kiss. for the girls who don’t wear a ton of make-up and get complimented, but never quite believe them. josephine is for the girls who’ll be feeling on top of the world until they catch sight of themselves in the reflection of a shop window. for the girls who made flower crowns outside and want to escape their hometowns, only to realise it’s the only place they actually feel safe.”

>> had dreams of becoming a music artist but stupidly let her mum get into her head and settled for music journalism instead. at least she gets to be around music.  >> fully refused to go to college because the only one she got into was in her hometown and she wanted to get out of there ASAP, despite it being the only place where she feels completely secure.  >> she’s the certified “tomboy” of the family even though she only gets called that because she’s not as feminine as her sisters, which in turn makes her hate the label because she doesn’t think she is. >> only just moved to england and is constantly being checked up on by their parents. >> she hasn’t had her first kiss or anything like that yet and feels like she’ll never get it. especially because all of her sisters get so much attention.  >> most of her life is lived out in her head. she daydreams a lot and fantasises about what COULD be but rarely makes it happen.  >> she’s the only one of the sisters who are still regularly in touch with their dad and doesn’t speak to their mum as much.  >> envies Julia for being completely free of her mum’s/dad’s supervision. 

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i could share my hamilton (and extended) family theories all day but my biggest one is that florence and lexi aren’t friends or close, especially compared to imogen x florence or imogen x lexi. part of it has to do with florence not wanting lexi to replace her (she always seems to be clingy to disney and imogen and trying to be seen as a sister…florence’s comment about there only being 3 sisters was SO harsh) and part of it, I think, is that florence has the romantic, ditzy, princess-ish persona that lexi so badly wants/tries to have but doesn’t because she’s got more of a mature/sex symbol image. i think it’s all rooted in jealousy which is sad but inevitable in a family like that. 

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@.lalalexi: can’t do right for doing wrong tbh

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@.xGoWithTheFlo: yeah blatantly favouring two cousins out of three is pretty wrong, I’d say.

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@.lalalexi: it’s just not true tho?

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@.xGoWithTheFlo: if you say so 

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i could share my hamilton (and extended) family theories all day but my biggest one is that florence and lexi aren’t friends or close, especially compared to imogen x florence or imogen x lexi. part of it has to do with florence not wanting lexi to replace her (she always seems to be clingy to disney and imogen and trying to be seen as a sister…florence’s comment about there only being 3 sisters was SO harsh) and part of it, I think, is that florence has the romantic, ditzy, princess-ish persona that lexi so badly wants/tries to have but doesn’t because she’s got more of a mature/sex symbol image. i think it’s all rooted in jealousy which is sad but inevitable in a family like that. 

@starliightxo @yeaahishowedupatyourparty 

[starliightxo]

@.lalalexi: can’t do right for doing wrong tbh

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.xGoWithTheFlo: yeah blatantly favouring two cousins out of three is pretty wrong, I'd say.

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.imogenhamilton: just my luck for my release day to be the same day mason hosts a MASSIVE FUCKING PREMIERE but anyway !! we move. this is reckless 🤍🧸✨

[stjudesfandom]

it’s so obvious that both parker and albie are into annabel. how come it’s ok for her to get attention but the moment someone like florence or zara get attention from guys, they get so much hate. ANYWAY, outer banks filming should be fun…

@papcrhouses @neverseenvolcanoes

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.zaracalloway: !!!!!! leave her alone. just because she doesnt get hate the same way another person gets hate, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. annabel is GORGEOUS, both inside and out. she’s so much more than the guys who act thirsty under her pictures. 

[stjudesfandom]

felicity calloway was literally bringing random fans back to her utopia house the other day at springs fest…something tells me it wasn’t just an innocent meet and greet either. 

@starliightxo

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.jasminekarimi: fr? get it

[stjudesfandom]

elenora definitely posted that picture of her and dallas to get people talking and it worked. not her problem BUT dallas is such an idiot, especially after flirting with ruby all this time. joke’s on him though. her and clyde have been so close lately and I’m here for it, he’s like a disney prince.

@yeaahishowedupatyourparty @neverseenvolcanoes @goldenpctals

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.xRubyRosini: let’s say it together. 1, 2 3: it’s not that deep (p.s. i love each person mentioned in this post) 

[stjudesfandom]

we do not appreciate felix’s versatility enough. unlike the other directors, NONE of his projects are the same which you think would be a major issue…but actually, no? it just shows that he can be high quality in whatever he releases and his video at springs fest was honestly an important pop culture moment. 

@fulmincre

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.xGoWithTheFlo: i am the MOST proud of this man.

[stjudesfandom]

i could share my hamilton (and extended) family theories all day but my biggest one is that florence and lexi aren’t friends or close, especially compared to imogen x florence or imogen x lexi. part of it has to do with florence not wanting lexi to replace her (she always seems to be clingy to disney and imogen and trying to be seen as a sister…florence’s comment about there only being 3 sisters was SO harsh) and part of it, I think, is that florence has the romantic, ditzy, princess-ish persona that lexi so badly wants/tries to have but doesn’t because she’s got more of a mature/sex symbol image. i think it’s all rooted in jealousy which is sad but inevitable in a family like that. 

@starliightxo @yeaahishowedupatyourparty 

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.ellasofistans: lexi never makes an effort with florence though. florence doesn’t really either but it must be shit when she’s ALWAYS under disney’s and imogen’s posts and ignores flo. no wonder she thinks she’s trying to take her spot in that trio.

[stjudesfandom]

MADDY PEREZ is the most important character in euphoria and I’m so proud of zara AND ROSALIE for how they’ve brought her to life. first, she is NOT a white woman; she’s very visibly latina and she’s the it girl…huge. second, she’s a VICTIM but not the soft, innocent, naive girl of the show (cassie). THIRD, she isn’t rich. she doesn’t have it all. the reason maddy, in my opinion, will ALWAYS trump blair waldorf, regina george etc. etc. etc. is because she has insecurities and she is by no means the top of every pyramid you can think of. she works with what she’s got and it’s fucking hard for her. i LOVE this take on the it girl. 

@papcrhouses @yeaahishowedupatyourparty 

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.zaracalloway: rosalie understood maddy so well! honestly, all of the credit needs to go to her. she brought her to life in ways I didn’t even think she would be. on top of that, she’s an absolutely amazing person to work with. so professional and creative.

[stjudesfandom]

poppy is living proof of pretty privilege istg. last night she was being hit on by landon and remy even though she does the bare minimum? like, what the fuck is that about? 

@fulmincre 

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.rubyrosini: I'm actually really tired of reading mean things about poppy, if you’re jealous, just say that. she’s a sweetheart and did nothing to any of you.

[stjudesfandom]

i miss danny when he was in his noah era. that was such a ship and they made one another so happy. happier by ed sheeran will forever be their song and nobody can complain, we never send hate to zara or anything but we just know that these two were meant to be. 

@neverseenvolcanoes

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.thaisstans: zara is such bad energy for him, these two would be perfect.

[stjudesfandom]

i can’t explain how much serotonin jude and ivy give me. so many girls at st judes are like “ugh i want a bf :(” but what they mean is “I want the ONE SPECIFIC INSANELY POPULAR GUY I’M CRUSHING ON to want me back.” ivy got her college fairytale romance because she’s not a shallow piece of shit and didn’t care that he was shy, not the most popular or a bit awkward. she actually got to know him and i’ll always love her for that. beyond being his girlfriend, she’s also been an amazing friend. 

@yeaahishowedupatyourparty

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.ivywbx: this post made me a little bit emotional when i read it :’) he’s very quickly become my best friend and I'm genuinely so lucky to say i’ve found someone who makes me this happy so early on, not only in college but just in life. i feel like the best parts of these years are going to be having someone so amazing to experience them with. 

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

familia - soraya’s first album (unreleased) 

this would be her first album since leaving fifth harmony which, in my opinion, makes so much more sense than using ‘camila’ because it’s just more personal to her roots and everything. before this album, she’s dated julian, harvey and dallas & has been flirting on and off with nate and lucas. she also had a rocky friendship (which is on the mend) with hensley & christelle.

1. familia

the intro track, no specific meaning.

2. celia

written in spanish but it’s basically about the infatuation that comes at the beginning of a relationship and the power you feel when someone would give you everything. it’s probably an earlier one written about julian for sure.

3. psychofreak (ft.charleigh)

her experience in st judes and being in fifth harmony, basically the dark side of fame and how she’s felt growing up in st judes. she’s twenty now, so she’s been in the academy for two years and has had her fair share of hate and abuse :’) definitely the darkest song she’s ever released.

4. bam bam

about her finding her confidence again after not feeling good enough for so long...and also kind of finding her self-worth and not being bitter towards any of her exes, even though all three relationships were kind of messy. i feel like line 1 would be @ harvey (ocean x obx reference - we can pretend the song was released when it was out LOL), line 2 would be julian’s (the settling down reference) and then line 3 would be dallas’s (being kids at the start but being grown ups now)

5.la buena vida

about julian. pre-revamp, him getting SO caught up in work became a problem in their relationship and i imagine it would still be the case now because he never did anything like cheat or be awful to her. it’s a song about naturally falling apart but (fairly or unfairly) blaming the other person. 

6. quiet

nate. he was her first hook-up/fwb after a looooooong time of being on her own and he definitely made her feel wanted again and reintroduced her to putting herself back out there, even if it wasn’t that serious.

7. boy’s don’t cry

harvey!! they broke up because he was in a bad place after janey but never actually let her in, even though she kind of knew that was the case. i doubt soraya would’ve felt entitled to ask him about it but the song is kind of what she wishes she said because it might’ve all gone differently. 

8. hasta los dientes

in spanish because I feeel like this song was in progress for a long time, plus it’s her swallowing her pride and she’s banking on people being too lazy to translate LOL but it’s about her jealousy for dallas liking other girls like ruby and gisele so much.

9. no doubt

part two to hasta los dientes. it’s in english and I think she added it to the album when she stopped giving a fuck, and also when it was more or less confirmed that he was interested in other girls. ALSO, it’s about how the paranoia from her thing with dallas effected her future ones (she always had a suspicion there was something with madison and julian)

10. don’t go yet 

having fwb in general but I feel like the flirtationship she has with lucas because it’s genuinely exciting and she definitely has a bit of a crush on him right now, but they haven’t actually done A LOT. it’s more what she imagines :’) without trying to sound too crazy.

11. lola

a song about valentina and everything she sacrificed to make sure soraya’s life was as good as it could be, i feel like this song will be so much more effective when we do the parents au because valentina is such a dedicated/hard-working character hjkfl

12. everyone at this party

ALL THREE OF HER EXES AGAIN AND THE SONG CAN BE SPLIT PERFECTLY: VERSE ONE IS JULIAN, VERSE TWO IS DALLAS, VERSE THREE IS HARVEY. THE CHORUS IS ALL OF THEM. 

[yeaahishowedupatyourparty]

@.rubyrosinix: DANGEROUS WOMAN is out everywhere for your purchasing or streaming 🖤. thank you to miss kobi hare for working tirelessly ok the production and everybody who took the time to feature. make sure you hit me up and let me know your favourite song on the album (mine is greedy).

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@.lorenzoromano: black widow’s my favourite…

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@.laceycalloway: this is a good judgement