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[ringsideconfessions]

“Roman Reigns is a lot better than people give him credit for“

[dirtydeedsmewithsassbelievethat]

Just Another Huge Rant Coming Your Way

I can tell you the exact date I got into wrestling: September 20th, 2015 (Night of Champions, correct?)

As of today, it is February 22nd, 2016. That means I have been into wrestling for exactly 154 days. Within that 154 days, I have seen so much hate on Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose (mostly Roman, though) that it’s honestly beginning to make me a little sick to my stomach.

Roman Reigns

You saw it for yourself. Reigns won a chance to become the No. 1 contender for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship against Seth Rollins, but when Seth Rollins was forced to vacate the title due to a rather nasty injury and Reigns was forced into a 16 man tournament to determine a new winner, Triple H offered him a free pass to the top as long as Reigns promised to be “his guy” and REIGNS FUCKING REFUSED. He even said it himself: He’s worked SO DAMN HARD for everything he has and everything he has accomplished. Never once has the man EVER believed in taking the easy way out of things, yet some people want to sit there and say he has done jack shit.

What’s pissing me off the most right now is back at the Royal Rumble when Roman lost his title to Triple H, everyone was all “Well we DEFINITELY know Roman will be main eventing with Triple H at WrestleMania for the title and win it on the grandest stage of all! This is so excited! Yay Roman!!!!!!”

Well guess what? Roman won in a triple threat match last night against Ambrose and Lesnar to do just that: Main Event with Triple H at WrestleMania for the title.

THOSE SAME PEOPLE WHO WERE SO EXCITED TO SEE SAID EVENT SO ROMAN COULD WIN HIS TITLE BACK (JUST LAST MONTH, MIND YOU!) ARE NOW CURSING THE WORLD AND WISHING THIS WASN’T THE OUTCOME. 

They’re now wishing it was anyone BUT Reigns.

What the fuck is wrong with people? What more can you possibly ask from the man?! Hasn’t be been through and endured enough hell and torture, especially over the past couple of months?

WHAT MORE DOES THIS MAN HAVE TO DO? HOW MUCH MORE DOES HE HAVE TO PUT HIS BODY ON THE LINE EVERY SINGLE NIGHT JUST TO PLEASE YOUR PATHETIC ASS FOR FIVE MINUTES?

Y’all DO realize he has a wife and 8 year old daughter he’s doing this for and hardly EVER gets to see because he’s doing what he loves so damn much, and you can’t give him any respect or credit the man so TRULY deserves!

And a BIG fuck you to the @wwe.

Why?

BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT UTILIZING ROMAN TO HIS FULL POTENTIAL!!!

Y’all are trying to cement the man as the top face of the company, but you can’t be doing that by having Ambrose attack him with a chair just to have Roman get the pin 5 seconds later. That’s not going to help the poor man gain fans.

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB CORRECTLY OR FINDF SOMETHING ELSE.

LISTEN TO THE FANS.

GIVE THEM WHAT THEY FUCKING WANT.

And I’m ALSO sick of Ambrose fans bashing on Reigns fans and vice versa.

I’m PROUD to be a member of both the Roman Empire AND Ambrose Asylum. 

I’m just sick and tired of all the hate these two are getting, ESPECIALLY Roman.

And if I offended anyone with any part of this, GOOD.

I could care less about your feelings if I offended them. Maybe you shouldn’t be here.

@skittlesinyurmouth

@reign-of-roman

@wwe-oneshotsandimagines

@daddydeanambrose

@crazyaboutsethrollins

@captainbigdickambrose

@heavenlytheshield

@hotmesswithadirtydeed

@greygirlambrose

@born2b-abloodsoakedhero

[ambroigns-blog]

Reblog if you think Roman still deserved it.

Where’s the Roman Empire at? Let’s prove em all wrong.

[yeahiwontgrowup]

World Wrestling Entertainment

WWE is one of the most important, time consuming, and exciting parts of my life. I don’t care and don’t want to hear about it being fake, scripted, or for children. I can argue those points all day. I want to say what I think and feel about the product at the moment. I fucking love it. The main thing that I’m loving is Roman Reigns. I’m the first to admit there are a few things wrong with the product at the moment, but Roman Reigns is not one of them. Yes, he was handpicked by Vince. Yes, he has continued to be pushed even when the fans haven’t entirely been behind him. But you know what else? He’s improved, he’s worked, and he’s proven himself. It seems now that the Roman haters are so far into hating Roman that they’ve no choice but to continue hating Roman. A very vocal minority will always grasp the attention of the masses, which is what the Roman haters have managed to do. Not dissimilar to the Trump voters you poor bastards in the USA have to endure. I don’t really understand how American Politics work, but I do know that I’m kinda worried that an idiot like Trump is gaining popularity in the same way Roman is gaining hatred. I also know that the great people of the great country of the USA will do the right thing in not allowing Trump to rise to power. I hope that the mediocre people of the great universe of WWE will also do the right thing and allow Roman to rise to the top like he deserves. I believe the main thing that the IWC and Roman haters (RH) seem to have a problem with is Roman and his, what they consider “limited arsenal” and his invincibility. To anyone who watched Fastlane and Raw this week will have a difficult job in disputing Dean Ambrose having a “limited arsenal” and being nothing short of actually invincible. I am very fond of Dean’s character and enjoy watching him. I know that his style is to be reckless and unpolished, but compared to Roman who is defined and smooth with every turn and move, I can’t see how people don’t enjoy watching Roman! Dean is being built up to an inevitable ass whoopin’, but it doesn’t stop us enjoying watching the journey. So why when Roman is defined, smooth and continually improving does the IWC and all the RH continue to hate on Roman? To borrow words from a great man, in fact not just a great man but the Great One; when all the smoke is cleared, when it’s all said and done and all the millions, and millions of WWE fans have finished watching the show, if you’re not happy with the way the product is going you can take your opinion, shine it up real nice (some of you may know where this is going), keep on shining, turn that son of a bitch sideways and stick it up your candy asses. You know what else pisses me off with the product at the moment? BROCK LESNER. Honestly, he’s always pissed me off. I hate the no selling wanker. Lesner only going down when he cuts is a throwback to a time that we have moved on from, for the best. Lesner has been built up so much, he can’t lose now. It still to this day makes me furious and sad that the streak is over. The Wyatts, Diva division, League of Nations: there’s loads more going on in the WWE Universe for good and bad. I’m enjoying Divas wrestling for the first time in a long time and it’s all thanks to Brie. I fear we have seen the final Brie singles match as she prepares to join her husband in the next stage of their life. The Wyatts and League of Nations are wasted. This is where I’ll admit there’s a few problems, but I’m not gonna boo them or moan, I’m gonna enjoy seeing them as much as I can. I’ll tell you what makes me happy, and I confirmed at Fastlane… Chris Jericho has still got it. More than any part time/come and go/attitude era superstar. Y2J has still got it. I don’t think I need to say anymore. Speaking of broad casts this week, Monday Night Raw was good. The opening segment was one of the most shocking, surprising and exciting I have been in an incredibly long time. It was all going so well, Shane wants power of Monday Night Raw, a stipulation is set… I was sceptical of the stipulation at first, Shane having to compete in a match. I guessed it’d be someone Authority related superstar, but Taker in Hell in a Cell? This was a true throwback to the times we have moved on from! But you know what, I’ll take silly, unrealistic bookings over cutting any day. To wrap this up, WWE is exciting, innovating, and above all else entertaining. There are plenty of fans out there who are gonna hate on Roman and the product. In the immortal words of the greatest faction of all time, you elect to watch the shows, so you should get behind it and enjoy it. You can cheer and boo for who you want, but don’t make it personal, remember, it’s pretend… And if you aint down with that, I got 2 words for ya’…

[fuckyeahoscarisaac]

[potterlovermore]

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[hysanthelibraaxel]

okay you had me at Kylo

[yeahiwontgrowup]

Harry the Horcrux

What if when Harry and Voldermort battled in the air during the 7 Potters, we had a reason for Harry's wand acting of its own accord? I know their wands share a core, but Voldermort was using Malfoy's wand at the time, so I don't think it was anything to do with that. What if, because Harry is part horcrux, it was horcrux part of him defending itself? Like the diary drained life from Ginny, and he ring cursed Dumbledore, and the Locket made the trio all mardy? Which would also explain, Dumbledore saying Harry had to be a "lamb to slaughter". He had to willingly put himself in front of Voldermort to be killed, or else his horcrux part would've reacted. And when the killing curse hit him and destroyed that part of him, he was able to fight back and do what he needed to do.

[yeahiwontgrowup]

[dailyromanreigns]

2015 Year in Review: Roman Reigns

[mountainmoonvolcano]

[faptop]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

[theb2knetwork]

[yeahiwontgrowup]

Bringing the thunder.

[yeahiwontgrowup]

WWE today.

WWE today is very different from the product that made it surge to heights of such popularity, many superstars were household names. But that is my exact point; WWE is a product. It's not a sports team that you pay each week to watch and so can be frustrated at poor results. WWE is a product just like any other TV show. If you think that the later series of a show sucks, what do you do? Bitch and moan, but you still commit because you fell in love with the product and you wanna see how it ends. Alternatively, you can give up, and let the rest of us who do want to see the ending enjoy it, without bitching and spoiling it for us. I always read the Bleacher Report analysis and assessment of Raw, Smackdown and PPVs. I like to see if the "professionals" agree with my opinions. I'm far more likely to stop reading than watching though. The whole site is full of pure negativity, slating the product that we're supposed to be fans of. These aren't part time fans who tune in around 'Mania season, they're veteran viewers. It's not just BR that is negative about WWE. There's a trending popularity to watch, commit hours a week to it, only to have poor things to say. Instead of everyone having their grand fantasy booking opinions, why don't we try enjoying the product for what it is. TLC is days away and we get to see Roman Reigns take on Sheamus. It's gonna be a hell of a battle and a slobber knocker of a bout. Irrespective of who you want to come out on top, enjoy the show, ride the waves and see how it plays out. The Diva's division has never been so talented. Story lines may not be great, but it's bad acting at the best of times and I wanna see some professional wrestling. Not bra and fucking panty matches. The Dudleyz are challenging for their 10th title reign. 10th!!! Unheard of for a tag team. Jack Swagger who has been a bit lost is back and relevant. Instead of focusing on how he has been irrelevant for the last few years, let's get excited for him being back and in a feud with an amazingly talented superstar. The creation of the League of Nations is a great start, it's a stable moving away from the focus of The Authority and allows several funds to intertwine. What could you possibly be moaning about?. Daniel Bryan not being the headliner every week? I'll tell you something negative. I don't miss him one bit. I wish no harm on the man, he's a great chap, but I don't miss him ind the ring. There. I said it. Roman Reigns for President of the world.

[yeahiwontgrowup]

I hate Brock Lesner. He's boring. But more than anything, I hate him because of what he's done to the Undertaker. Undertaker coming back once a year for 'Mania was always a big deal to get excited over. I was more excited than anyone to learn he was gonna be around more and in more matches. But what Lesner has done to his name and reputation is a disgrace.

[yeahiwontgrowup]

Couldn't his pronunciation of 'avada kedavra' be due to his accent? It seems to make sense to pronounce it like that in British English. As for Accio, he did learn Latin in secondary school and if spells are supposed to sound like Latin, the 'k' is actually the proper way to pronounce any 'c's in Latin. But you're right, he does do a very good job! :)

Good point about the Latin. However, the British accent thing I can't agree with, sorry pal! I'm British and I've ever met anyone else that pronounces it like him. In fact, several of my British friends have said the same thing...

[yeahiwontgrowup]

Horcruxes...

Professor Slughorn tells Harry that when one creates a Horcrux, one splits one’s soul in half. This then means when The Dark Lord made the ring into a Horcrux he only had half a soul to star owing to the creation of the diary Horcrux. This leaves ¼ of his soul left, and then 1/8 left and so on until he has 1/128 or 0.78125% left in himself at the end. It’s no wonder he is so far removed from being a human being, however this doesn’t explain why he doesn’t have a nose… Maybe he ran into the wrong barrier platform at Kings Cross?

[yeahiwontgrowup]

I miss The Shield so much. I'm not sure I'll contain myself when they reunite.

[666himlover]

The Shield Reunion