eris

they/them 22 ☆ i would totally have gay sex or whatever but i just drank a lot of water

[yeahyikers]

ladies and gentlethem of the yuri

[zerinwo]

When the dysphoria hits so you gotta put on the charlie kelly fit

[hesperoceon]

happy "Kristoph gets his ass sent to prison" eve everybody

[natalieironside]

In a rare "ol' switcharoo" decision, the court finds the defendant innocent and the judge guilty

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[miss-wizard]

[cuthechicane]

THERE SHOULD BE 48 HOURS A DAY 24 TO LOCK IN AND 24 TO FUJO OUT

[deceasedcardinal]

[segamascott]

[threedollarsdotcom]

Are you willing to die for $3 dollars

[dat-soldier]

i dont know that sounds expensive

[ot3]

[comparing myself to someone who does nothing but watch movies] aww man i don't watch nearly as many movies as this person [comparing myself to someone who does nothing but read books] aww man i don't read nearly as many books as this person [comparing myself to someone who does nothing but draw] aww man i don't draw nearly as much as this person

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[philconnorz]

WOAAAHHHH IF HAD MY TIME AGAIIINNNN I’D OPEN ALL THE DOORS I’D NEVER LOOKED BEHIND BEFORE AND IIII THE THINGS I’D TASTE THE THINGS I’D TRYYYY (I FIND THE THING WITH THESE REVOLVING RIIIDES) AND THE MISERY I COULD PREVENT (THEY’RE ONLY FUN CAUSE YOU KNOW THEY’RE GONNA EEEND) AND I WOULD MAKE A LOT OF FRIENDS IF I HAD MY TIME AGAAAIIINN

[enginedrivermp3]

i can't wait to watch bill murray kill himself hundreds of times this afternoon, as is custom.

[fencecollapsed]

happy Groundhog Day! ⏰

now let's watch Phil embrace the darkness.

[philconnorz]

hello all..i am posting my groundhog day american pie edit from last year again because it is still one of my favorite ghd things i’ve ever made (even if i think the editing isn’t my best work) this song is so ghdpilled

[murrayseinfeld]

[kosmogrl]

february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good