hi intrepid heroes!

•willow•they/she•26•whore emotionally, nervous asexual wreck in practice•my sib is @sparklysaturn•

[yeehawwillow]

ABOUT ME

•26

•they/she

DNI

•racist, antisemitic, queerphobic, TERF, proshipper

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[emiqip]

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

[muppetshow2026]

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

[donnerpartyofone]

I need a shirt or hat that says DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[mortalityplays]

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

[roach-works]

it is an incredibly joyous thing to look around at your friends as you're heading into your 40s and everyone is so much more themselves than they were when you were all scared and fragile 20-somethings. we're different genders now, we've gotten out of bad relationships and into good ones, we worked shit jobs and got better ones, we all cook a lot better and we eat better too, we casually pull off the kind of art we could only dream of as kids, we've figured out who we are and we do it on purpose now. the self-harm scars have all faded away and we complain about our bad backs and picky digestions instead.

we still lose at trivia real bad.

[howdydoodydodis]

“The event was organized by the Care Esports Association, which runs competitive gaming events aimed at senior citizens. The tournament featured Tekken 8 and brought together competitors ranging from their 70s through to their 90s, complete with brackets and live commentary.”

Just to really bring the lovely point home with an example!

[noknowshame]

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

[amethystr0se17]

Literally the cutest in the world are you kidding meee

[bloodraven55]

this week's episode but it's only when brushbuddy is on screen bc we all need it in our lives

[yokolate]

You won't tell anyone, right ,Puffpuff? I guess you don't like that name. I thought it was cute, though... Puffpuff. So that's a no, huh?

Qifrey and Brushbuddy Witch Hat Atelier (2026) — 1x09 Kamome Shirahama

[mafuyuh]

let's copy papa

[shesandback]

i forgot about the whole “no talking” aspect of the diogenes club………………………. mycroft i see u, guy with autistic baby brother easily overstimulated by noise, and i nod. oh how i nod.

[wakeupmeoff]

I reread gold rush and it was downhill from there, I can’t get them out of my head.

[uncertainbravado]

remember to thank your hype man...