I Promise I Have A Life

Get in bitch, we're gonna have an existential crisis and die// sc: nataliejacobs20 insta: tellymonster99

[maruki]

this whole clip is gold, but the zoom-in after jacques’ comment makes me lose it every time

[dstroym]

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

Australian Dr Daniel Reardon ended up in hospital after inserting magnets in his nostrils while building a necklace that warns you when you touch your face

You have to read this one - it keeps getting funnier and funnier as you continue through the story.

[tawghasa]

[mr-chatterboxs-column]

 - the photo in the link image, where he looks comically grumpy about being photographed, was the one he himself provided

 - “he was trying to liven up the boredom of self-isolation with the four powerful neodymium magnets”

 - ““I accidentally invented a necklace that buzzes continuously unless you move your hand close to your face,” he said.”

 - “Before attending the hospital, Reardon attempted to use pliers to pull them out, but they became magnetised by the magnets inside his nose.”

 - ““My partner took me to the hospital that she works in because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me.””

[jabberwockypie]

I lost it at “Denies further magnets”

[moon-daisie]

them: are you a boy or a girl????

me: i'm rick harrison, and this is my pawn shop

[transcollegememes]

college professor: “everybody say your name, pronouns, and one fun fact about yourself! let’s go around in a circle so we don’t leave anyone out :)" 

closeted trans and nonbinary students:

[cisntkid-deactivated20210121]

me, looking at men™: ah yes but do i want to be him or date him

my bi/trans ass: yes

[scrotewad-deactivated20221128]

grindr for trans men called bindr

[binders-and-beanies]

It’s about time I start making drag race memes

[lgbt-meme-dealer]

[skautism]

cis people trying to refer to their nonbinary friend:

[notcalifornigaytion-blog]

[ftm666]

❤️💙❤️💙

[gibbearish]

when the dysphoria gets bad so you look for anything to validate you

[saintsofchicago]

Someone stop me

[salty-inc]

McDonald’s employee at the counter: hey man, what can I get you?

Me, immediately lowering my voice by 15 octaves: Hey dude, I’ll get some fries man. I’ll also get a frosty bro.

[tlirsgender]

Me, a pre-t trans boy: I think I actually look kinda g–

My dysphoria: you look like this

[the-feral-queer-mom]

[seaoreos]

when someone asks you why you’re trans

(Or when someone asks you why use the pronouns you do. Or when they ask you to change them, tf)