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24|she/they|bi trash|talk to me mdni Pfp: @justmarrik

[segamascott]

[quietwingsinthesky]

look, i work at a morgue, i get to see every day how withered and small bodies can get when someone was sick. it’s awful. do you know how bone-thin a leg can get. or how a stomach really looks beneath the ribs when it’s wasted away. the way people’s eyes and cheeks press in to their skull like they’re clinging on for dear life. they died like that, and you want to try and sell me a lie, a pill, a miracle cure that’ll make me live in that state? that’ll make my friends look like that, my family, the people i love? to see corpses in them?

this job makes me appreciate all the more bodies lived in and well-loved. please eat that second serving. please give yourself treats as much as you want. life is not long enough to suffer through it. you’ll be plenty skinny when you’re dead.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[crabussy]

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

[crabussy]

it’s normal for sandwich to make you feel like you’re dying. this is a normal sandwich experience

[hexabeast]

[lakevida]

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

why do police officers even try to make thirst content in their cars on social media like your ex girlfriend's body is probably in the trunk

[glassblueribbon-deactivated2024]

[baphcomet]

[terradni]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[ysaona]

I need them both so bad like bae pls AUGHWHSU.

[maruti-bitamin]

The sound of summer

insta/bluesky/ store/cara

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[kittensnax]

darkworld marge

[sweetscentedkiss]

I need some pajamas like this

[spacefroggoo]

[kaffkanya]

*hands you zosan mini comic and runs*

[goodlouse]