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Hayley. 21 #yeet

[ghostbongweedofthesamurai-deact]

its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest

[o-kurwa]

[sippingdaisies]

miles morales found 1 song and just decided to listen to it for 4 years straight

[funnytwittertweets]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[josaprcat]

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

[zumester]

[hell-camino]

“Bryan Cranston: I had people tell me, “Oh, Skyler, I hate that character!” I found that fascinating, so I would ask, why? “Oh, she’s getting in the way! She’s questioning you! She’s preventing you from doing your thing!” So, she’s preventing me from creating this disastrous, evil drug that fuels addiction and brings down local society? And you’re mad at her for that? And because she wants the truth from her husband and she’s concerned about protecting her children? And all of a sudden they go, “Oh, shit. Yeah.” It was fascinating how the show worked on people.”

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‘IT HAD NEVER BEEN DONE ON TELEVISION BEFORE’: THE ORAL HISTORY OF BREAKING BAD

to be called out by bryan cranston for unreasonably hating skyler must be the scariest fuckin thing LMAO

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Good girl:

Really bad boy:

[catchymemes]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

My God they actually look like dogs now

[introvertbard]

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

[dusky-phantom]

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

[introvertbard]

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

[rpmaniac]

The absurd breed standards are a recent thing, developed in the past 100-150 years. The healthier breeds are much closer to their 19th century ancestors.

A pair of French bulldogs painted by Carl Reichert (1836-1918)

“Sweet Temptation or Willpower”

Charles Van den Eycken, 1891.

[headspace-hotel]

“Sweet temptation or willpower” I love that painting so much

[blairwitchh]

the build a bear Axolotl is perfect actually

it said :)

[the-silent-screamer]

Nas has been spitting nothing but facts this week

[mysharona1987]

[thestrawberrydreams]

Inclusive language is for everyone!!

[stuffing-pillows]

[sacred-portal]

[literally-jasmine]

The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

[furbearingbrick]

you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*

[lexolearnus]

So, you guys remember good old Ea-Nasir?  The copper merchant from ancient Mesopotamia who kept stiffing his customers out of their money and copper, and then kept their complaint letters stored in a room in his house, to be found by archaeologists thousands of years later?

Well, I recently learned something that makes that story even better.  Most clay tablets from that time period were made of unfired clay, which means that they degraded over time, getting washed away by weather and such.  Some of the fired tablets were fired on purpose, but others were fired accidentally when the building they were stored in were burnt down.  

That means that in this case there are three options.  (1) The tablets in Ea-Nasir’s house were unfired and just really randomly lucky to survive.  (2) Ea-Nasir’s house was burnt down, likely by someone he owed money to.  (3) Ea-Nasir not only kept a bunch of complaint letters in his house, but fired them to preserve them.

[appendingfic]

The drama of Ea-Nasir is more compelling than pretty much all of the MCU

[lunagaron]

this was ahead of the game