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i hate it when girls r like “haha i love you so much” and “you stole my heart lol”. DO YOU LIKE ME OR NOT?????

i want to be able to eat without feeling bad but also i know i should feel bad so i can lose weight and i also know i’m not trying hard enough to lose weight and all i do is complain and eat and feel guilty

apparently concubines aren’t old timey prostitutes damn i was rly excited bc some emperor was so in love w his concubine he forgot to rule and i was thinking this badass prostitute had pussy that fucking POPPED

day 34 of being away from my friends

i had the same conversation with a single npc four times bc she looked like a friend

#npc #friend #friends #lonely

coulde,, sombodie held my hamds in theires,, softe

imagine a pillow

that was shaped like this. you would be able to flip your pillow over to the cold side 60 times.

#pillow #dodecahedron #shape #sleep

:(( i am in another country!

pros:

-i’m in another country

cons:

-distant relatives r asking my gay ass if i have a boyfriend

-can’t reply or do anything online

-there are screaming bugs in trees

-i miss my dog

my seven year old sister and her friend:

“i can say poop and pee and diarrhea”

“well i can say throw up and poop in your pants”

“ew!”

“and i can also say worms in your mouth”

“well there’s poop in your butthole”

“diarrhea is a type of poop!”

family quirks: all of us throw up a lot

minty facemask! makes me feel like a toothbrush :)

day 23 of being away from my friends:

all the crack in my system is gone. not once have i had the urge to pee.

time to completely destroy myself for two weeks and cut off all relationships that i will be unable to rebuild later!

i’ve decided i’m gonna perpetually clench my ass cheeks in order to 1. have an ass so ripped a single clap would devastate and 2. to lose weight and make myself suffer because i hate myself

me talking about homosexuality in front of friends: haha 🅖🅐🅨 GAY ɠαყ g a y g a y

me talking about homosexuality in front of family: ᵍᵃʸ