Goofin

[godstiel]

we cant keep having more weeks

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[bpdritsu]

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

[swurp]

your honor i was just being a little silly

[bapouro]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

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[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[amandaswork]

yeah life may be difficult rn but at least I’m not doing math anymore

[anais-ninja-bitch]

noooo, don’t be mortified by the ordeal of being known…you’re so loveable lol

[blackkatmagic]

the sheer offensiveness of rereading something you wrote, discovering that, hey, it’s actually pretty good, and then reaching the end, wherein you realize that if you want more you actually have to write it

[caledoniaseries]

fuck’s sake 

[taste-of-ink-deactivated2020071]

writers will look at their own WIPs and be like “is anyone gonna finish that” and then close the tab

[arguablysomaya]

hmmm. not to be a communist on main but you deserve more than just necessities actually

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[coughloop]

@staff @support

[frottinq]

I hate america too but the last person I wanna hear it from is some western european

[marisatomay]

i saw a few versions of this on tw*tter but it bears repeating. john mulaney is never going to see your shitty little takes and “jokes” about addiction and rehab. but your friends who are struggling with addiction and substance abuse and trying to overcome the stigma around going to rehab and seeking help will. especially now when the increase in addiction that occurs during the holidays is compounded with the pandemic. i wish john all the best. i’m so proud of him and everyone else struggling right now. it’s so hard to ask for help. don’t be an asshole.

[angelslant]

tumblr is so like. meaningless. just clicking around. reading lil poem fragments. reblogging things just bcuz the vibe is good. seeing the same paintings on the dash 5 times in a day. making my little 2 note posts. love it here.

[onlyonekenobi]

the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

went to get food today