Hmmmm

some funny things my friends have said

[recoversuggestions]

never forget that your weight is not a reflection of your worth

[yelore]

on rejection

it doesn’t hurt; just a 7 on the pain scale

[yelore]

the only thing i’m flirting with is death

[yelore]

no one else is wearing cargo pants so i look like a girl who just wears cargo pants for fun

[yelore]

if you can eat candy you can finish the spaghetti

[yelore]

we know you can talk; why do you have to prove it every day?

[yelore]

i need some therapy after that

[yelore]

you can slap me clean across the face if both of their names aren’t roger

[yelore]

i found the love of my life and it was my waiter who kept refilling my bottomless mimosas

[yelore]

you brought home a 3

[yelore]

- i haven’t seen you in a while

-that’s ‘cause i’ve been hanging out with your sister

[sosuperawesome]

Embroidery Art / DIY Online Tutorials

Yuliya Ku on Etsy

[yelore]

he dad, can you open this without drinking it?

[yelore]

they’ve changed EVERYTHING in the last ten years

[yelore]

dang, i left my hot water next to the treadmill

[yelore]

one day i called the weatherman and said “what’s going on?” he said, “unfortunately ma’am...”

[himboatheart]

Finding homoerotic subtext in literature is so easy when you are also homoerotic