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the fertile croissant

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NM? Addis Ababa, Sid. Damn.

Get a handle on your geography, Sidney -- the capital of Ethiopia is obviously not New Mexico.

Can I get a more recent photo??

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Yo, don`t nod. Oy.

I just told you not to nod.

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Prognosis on GORP?

It’s gonna be delicious.

Good old raisins & peanuts!

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Erupt pure

Popular bumper sticker on early hybrid volcanoes.

You wouldn’t believe the emissions from some of those old volcanoes.

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Evita: Genesis is e Negative

Eva Peron makes some dubious assertions regarding indefinite integrals and Phil Collins.

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Fra Barf

The Fra Filippo Lippi of puke.

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Name? He----man.

Shit - no, wait. I meant Prince Adam.

*Alter egos can be tricky to get used to.

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Moolah, coma, mocha loom.

According to one soothsayer, you’re in for quite a ride.

*Wait, in that order??

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Suez: n/a. God remix. `I`m Erdogan!` ----Zeus

Happy Turkey Day from all of us at Yenolab!

*Not that Turkey!

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Mar----a----Lago gala ram

Picture this: They’re in their evening wear; they’ve had a few drinks and the conversation turns to compromising democratic institutions, when -- WHAM!!

But we’ll have to be careful about Mr. Chernow -- I’m really looking forward to the sequel to Hamilton!

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Mustard? Rats! Um.  .  .

Thanks, everyone, for chipping in -- it looks like we’re set for a successful hot dog night! Brian, can you grab that mustard you said you’d bring?

I swear it was here...has anyone seen it? It was yellow -- about this big...

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Semiramis? I`m a Rimes

You guys are reading too much into this costume.

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Sun onus

Just to give every living thing light and heat...

And now you tell me it’s too warm?!

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*Gong* Get eggnog!

You know what to do when you hear that sound!

Old fashioned drinking games.

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Hot milk vats? Ugh! Gustav Klimt? Oh.  .  .

Of course, I was initially disgusted when I received the request...especially considering the quantity...but when I found out who it was for? Let’s just say I don’t question greatness.

Doormen have the best stories.

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Eno on air as Pee----wee weeps (Aria No. One)

In this week’s New Yorker, Alex Ross calls the video for Dr. Brian Eno’s first aria -- a single, seven minute take of Pee-wee Herman sobbing -- “a burdensome portrayal of our troubled times.”

The Doctor is in.

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Tolstoy OT slot

During his later years, the Anna Karenina author could be found at the occupational therapist most Tuesdays between 3:15 and 4:15, railing against the authority of the government and completing a variety of balance exercises.

All happy patients!